WELCOME to Wednesday, February 2, 2010. February Holiday’s…..

February 1 is Serpent Day

February 2 is Purification Day

February 3 is Cordova Ice Worm Day

February 4 is Create A Vacuum Day

February 5 is Disaster Day

February 6 is Lame Duck Day

February 7 is Charles Dickens Day

February 8 is Kite Flying Day

February 9 is Toothache Day

February 10 is Umbrella Day

February 11 is White Tee-Shirt Day and Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day

February 12 is National Plum Pudding Day

February 13 is Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day

February 14 is Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day

February 15 is National Gum Drop Day

February 16 is Do A Grouch A Favor Day

February 17 is Champion Crab Races Day

February 18 is National Battery Day

February 19 is National Chocolate Mint Day

February 20 is Hoodie Hoo Day

February 21 is Card Reading Day

February 22 is Be Humble Day

February 23 is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

February 24 is National Tortilla Chip Day

February 25 is Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)

February 26 is National Pistachio Day

February 27 is International Polar Bear Day

February 28 is Public Sleeping Day

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich
men poor.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for
an institution yet.” – Mae West

“The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought
not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe
to be just.” – Abraham Lincoln

“My mother was as religious as she was repressed. Her facts
of life speech began with the phrase, ‘Satan takes many
forms…'” -Dana Gould

“They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray,
which is a good thing to remember the next time you get
lonely.” -Fred Stoller

“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody
can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”
-Demetri Martin

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper. The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The clone sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology. “My fellow scientists,” he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out, “he’s an idiot!”. The crowd began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to “sit down and shut-up!”. Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, “My fellow scientists,”. Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled, “this dumb idiot couldn’t produce a copy on a Xerox. He’s fraudulent lying scum!”. Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out of the window. The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later New York’s finest arrived and were explained the events that had transpired. The police chief said to the scientist, “We are going to have to arrest you.” The scientist replied, “For what? I have committed no crime. What fell from the window was a clone, not a person.”. The attending scientists nodded in agreement. “Well,” retorted the police chief, “we can not let this heinous act go unchallenged.” The police chief thought for a moment and ordered the scientist held for “Making an obscene clone fall…”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense doesn’t it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they’re a bad person.’

Answer:The Talented Mr. Ripley

Spoken by Matt Damon’s character, Tom Ripley, in his creepiest role to date!

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘I think you know I love you. And you promised if there was anything you could ever do…’
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Chill out, whatcha yelling for? Lay back, it’s all been done before, and if you could only let it be, you will see I like you the way you are when we’re driving in your car, and you’re talking to me one-on-one.”

Answer:3 Doors Down

From “Kryptonite”. This song was a hit for a long time.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist.“I took a walk around the world to ease my trouble mind, I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

This list of words reveals a person. Can you figure out who it is?

Ptarmigan, Aisle, Dossier, Depot, Column, Lime, February

ANSWER: Silent Partner. Each word has a silent letter: Ptarmigan has a silent P.
Aisle has a silent A. Dossier has a silent R. Depot has a silent T. Column has a silent N.
Lime has a silent E. February has one silent R.
Put the silent letters together, and they spell PARTNER.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

These word pairs are not in relation to each other, but if you find their synonyms, the two words will rhyme.

Example : Over-sized Feline = Fat Cat

Kiss Dog
Funny Cat
Movie Monster
Unusual Rabbit
Copper Teapot
Wedding Limo
Untamed Minor 

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