 WELCOME to Thursday, February 3, 2010. The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans…..
1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: We’re Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin. 7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don’t worry. We’ll turn them off. 8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall. 9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 10. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 11. If you think it’s so easy, get your own plane! 12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes? 13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose. 14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street. 15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 16. Bring a bathing suit. 17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view. 18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots. 19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us. 20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to. Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here! q u o t e s o f t h e d a y I’d rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office. Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. — Thomas Jones We are the people our parents warned us about. Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. — Abba Eban Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive. Power means not having to respond. The future isn’t what it used to be. You got to be careful if you dont know where your’e going, because you might not get there. — Yogi Berra Love your enemies. It’ll make ’em crazy. Bureaucrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass. Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. — Martin Fraquhar Tupper If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. — Aristotle Onassis G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. H sought the counsel of the two wise men in town, Hing, who was scientist, and Ming, who was a sorcerer. Hing, who has had man advanced course hours in poultry science, consults the classic text in poultry disease, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Diseases of Chickens, But Were Afraid to Ask.” In the book Hing finds a reference to the report of a study showing that feeding the chickens with an infusion of gum tree leaves is often a remedy for chickens losing their feathers. Meanwhile Ming reads obscure writings of ancient wise men, he meditates, and he reads tarot cards and examines the entrails of a pig. Getting no inspiration he uses his old standby, reading tea leaves. In a spark of discovery, it comes to him that an infusion of gum tree leaves is the cure. So the two wise men report back to the influential Chinese farmer. Ming says, “As gum sticks to tables and chairs, so shall an infusion of gum tree leaves make feathers stick to chickens.” Hing agrees, saying “Studies show that infusions of gum tree leaves alleviate feather loss in chickens.” The influential Chinese farmer is ecstatic, for the two wisest men in town are of a single mind. He decides to follow their recommendation. It does not work. Moral of the Story: “All of Hing’s courses and all of Ming’ ken couldn’t get gum tea to feather a hen.” Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?‘I think you know I love you. And you promised if there was anything you could ever do…’ Sabrina Spoken by Harrison Ford’s character, Linus, to Julie Ormond’s character, Sabrina. This movie also stars Greg Kinnear and Lauren Holly. Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? Basie – ‘Jim, didn’t I teach you anything?’ Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“I took a walk around the world to ease my trouble mind, I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.” 3 Doors Down From “Kryptonite”. This song was a hit for a long time. Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist. “Sometimes, some people get me wrong when it’s something I’ve said or done.” _______________________________________________________________________ Wednesday’s Quizzler is.. These word pairs are not in relation to each other, but if you find their synonyms, the two words will rhyme. Example : Over-sized Feline = Fat Cat Kiss Dog ANSWER:Smooch Pooch, Witty Kitty, Feature Creature, Rare Hare Thursday’s Quizzler is… Decipher the following rebus: GOT TODAY’S QUIZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB LADIES! _________________________________________________________________________________ Answers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman @ eucstraman@hotmail.com. YOU CAN ALSO CHECK OUT THE EUCMAN’S DAILY BLOG ONLINE@ https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ |
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