WELCOME to Thursday, February 10, 2010. Ponderings……..

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn’t 11 pronounced onet one?

Hey I’m just saying!  Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.  Fred Allen

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.  H.L. Mencken

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.  Author Unknown

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.  Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.  Author Unknown

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.  John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today.  It is already tomorrow in Australia.  Charles Schulz

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”

The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious…Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything.”

“Well,” says the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.” “Why chrome?” asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, “It’s simple. Everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?‘And how does our fable end? The centerfold…was she waiting on the beach for all eternity for him to return? Why not?’

Answer: Don Juan DeMarco

Johnny Depp plays ‘the greatest lover’ who ends up in the psych ward after attempting suicide. His stories and charm affect all those around, especially Brando’s character whose marriage is beautifully enriched. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘It’s embarassing. I’ve got to tell the people in my business that my best writer lives on Long Island. Writers live in Manhattan, Barry, Joey Buttafucos live on Long Island.’
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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist“Hey, don’t write yourself off yet, it’s only in your head you feel left out or looked down on. Just try your best, try everything you can, and don’t you worry what they tell themselves when you’re away.”. 

Answer: Jimmy Eat World

From “The Middle”, off of their debut CD “Bleed American”. 

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist“Welcome to the real world, they said to me condescendingly, take a seat, take your life, plot it out in black and white.”.

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

The following word pairs are anagrams which can be combined to form the name of an animal or insect.Try to figure it out.

1.Log, Rail, 2.Lone, Tape, 3.Cot, Soup, 4.Moral, Dial

ANSWER:1.Gorilla., 2.Antelope., 3.Octopus., 4.Armadillo.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

Mr. Ixolite was in Mexico on his holidays and was looking to try the hottest chili he could find.
He went into a restaurant and ordered a hot one. After the fire in his mouth had been put out, and he sat there gasping for breath, the waiter came up to him and said, “Excuse me, Senor Ixolite, we are very sorry, but we accidentally gave you the wrong chili. We gave you the mild one instead of this very hot one. Would you like it?” MrIxolite paled, but being unable to speak, grabbed a napkin and wrote out the following rebus:

Hose A)
Hose B) Way
Hose C) Way

What was Mr. Ixolite trying to say? 

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