WELCOME to Friday, February 10, 2010. Bumper Stickers……

Ambivalent? Well yes and no….

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Is it time for your medication or mine?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert….

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be … ? 

Hey I’m just saying!  Have a great Weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 I’d rather have Lockheed deliver the mail than ride around in a plane built by the post office.  

  Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.   

  Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.   

  Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. — Thomas Jones   

  We are the people our parents warned us about.   

  Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. — Abba Eban   

  Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.   

  Power means not having to respond.   

  I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.   

  The future isn’t what it used to be.   

  You got to be careful if you dont know where your’e going, because you might not get there. — Yogi Berra   

  Love your enemies. It’ll make ’em crazy 

  Bureaucrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass.  

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.  “What did you do that for?” Asked a passing giraffe.  “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.” “Wow, what a memory” commented the giraffe.  “Yes,” said the elephant, “turtle recall”. 
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?‘It’s embarassing. I’ve got to tell the people in my business that my best writer lives on Long Island. Writers live in Manhattan, Barry, Joey Buttafucos live on Long Island.’

Answer: ‘The Brothers McMullen’
Edward Burns wrote, directed, and starred in all of the mentioned movies, except ‘The Leading Man’.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????‘Vitamin, the band goes beyond straight pop, but not hard rock. We like to call it ultra-pop.’
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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“Welcome to the real world, they said to me condescendingly, take a seat, take your life, plot it out in black and white.”.

Answer: John Mayer

From “No Such Thing”, a song telling teens that they don’t have to go along with what everyone else is saying.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist. “I see you staring out of the corner of my eye.”
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Thursday’s Quizzler is..
Mr. Ixolite was in Mexico on his holidays and was looking to try the hottest chili he could find.
He went into a restaurant and ordered a hot one. After the fire in his mouth had been put out, and he sat there gasping for breath, the waiter came up to him and said,
“Excuse me, Senor Ixolite, we are very sorry, but we accidentally gave you the wrong chili. We gave you the mild one instead of this very hot one. Would you like it?”

MrIxolite paled, but being unable to speak, grabbed a napkin and wrote out the following rebus:

Hose A) Hose, B) Way, Hose C) Way

What was Mr. Ixolite trying to say?

ANSWER:NO WAY JOSE!
(No Way at Hose A) 

Friday’s Quizzler is…  

Using the grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central V and no letter can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper nouns are not allowed, however, plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word.

O E R
D V B
R A O

Genius: 28 words. Excellent: 20 words. Good: 16 words. Average: 12 words. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  BRILLIANT SOLVING JOB BANKS!

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