WELCOME to Monday, February 14, 2010. Cards you will never see in Hallmark.
- “Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.”
- “How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?”
- “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.”
- “I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you.”
- “Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder: What was I thinking?”
- “As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not here to ruin it for me.”
- “If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it’s your sister.”
- “As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me. Like the need for therapy…”
- “Thanks for being a part of my life!!!I never knew what evil was before this!”
- “Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.”
- “Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.”
- “Sorry things didn’t work out, but I can’t handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine.”
- “Happy Birthday! You look great for your age…Almost Lifelike!
- “When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.”
- “I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.”
- “We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits.”
- “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re here.”
- “Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?”
- “You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…. I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”
- “Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday —so we’re having you put to sleep.”
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! Thomas Hood
When love is not madness, it is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. English saying used on poesy rings
Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Author Unknown
For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
Rosemonde Gerard
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. Author Unknown
Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. Author Unknown
I claim there ain’t Another Saint
As great as Valentine.
Ogden Nash
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Author Unknown
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Author Unknown
A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
Author Unknown
G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h
Pat: Hey, Chris! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird. Pat: You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird? I can’t believe it! Chris: Well, yeah. After all, he’s a parrot fish. Pat: I hate to tell you this, Chris, but while you might be able to teach a parrot bird to sing, you’re never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish. Chris: That’s what you think! He can sing all right. The thing is, he keeps singing off-key. It’s driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?‘Vitamin, the band goes beyond straight pop, but not hard rock. We like to call it ultra-pop.’
Answer: ‘Bandwagon’
Bandwagon is the story of the band Circus Monkey. The members include a neurotic singer-songwriter, an outspoken drummer, a perpetually stoned guitarist and a violence-prone bassist.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????‘So, I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every time you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.’
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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“I see you staring out of the corner of my eye.”
Answer: Janet Jackson
From “All For You”.
Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist. “Do you understand what I need from you? Just let me be the girl to show you everything that you can be is everything that I can be.”
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Friday’s Quizzler is..
Using the grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central V and no letter can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper nouns are not allowed, however, plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word.
O E R
D V B
R A O
Genius: 28 words. Excellent: 20 words. Good: 16 words. Average: 12 words.
ANSWER: above, adverb, ave, aver, brave, braved, braver, bravo, bravoed, deva, dove, drove, drover, ova, over, OVERBOARD, OVERBROAD, overdo, rave, raved, raver, rev, rove, roved, rover, var, verb, voe.
Monday’s Quizzler is…
This is a phrase some people can say every day.
The thing you see with + The 12th letter of the alphabet + A white pigeon – The 4th letter of the alphabet + A female sheep + A word meaning $1,000 + A thing used to clean floors – The 16th letter of the alphabet.
What is this phrase?
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