WELCOME to Friday, February 25, 2010. …..

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

As you shall make your bed so shall you……….mess it up.
Better be safe than………………….punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the …………………………bug is close.
It’s always darkest before…………daylight savings time.
You can lead a horse to water but…………………..how?
Don’t bite the hand that……………………looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a……………………………..Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new…………………….math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll..stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the………………………pigs.
An idle mind is…………………..the best way to relax.
Where there’s smoke, there’s………………….pollution.
Happy the bride who……………….gets all the presents.
A penny saved is……………………………..not much.
Two’s company, three’s…………………..the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and……………………..you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not………spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind………get out of the way.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I spent Presidents Day acting like a president. I took someone else’s money and spent it on something I don’t need.” -Jay Leno

“Queen Elizabeth posted an ad online for an assistant in the Buckingham Palace washroom. Apparently, that’s where the queen started before she worked her way up.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that kids who work more than 20 hours a week at a job are more likely to get bad grades. On the other hand, China.” -Jimmy Fallon

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” –Groucho Marx

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h
When the icemaker in our new refrigerator broke, my husband dropped by the store to arrange for repairs. Because the sun was bright, my husband’s eyes hadn’t adjusted to the dim light inside in time to see a woman sitting on the floor examining carpet samples. He stepped on her leg and she screamed, causing him to jump into a display of fireplace tools that went crashing in every direction. Unnerved, my husband stumbled over to the service desk, and as he went to rest his hands on the counter, he flipped over a bowl full of little mints, scattering them everywhere. After taking a deep breath to calm himself, he announced to the wide-eyed woman working there, “My refrigerator doesn’t work.” “I don’t doubt it,” she replied.
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

Answer: Animal House. Bluto after the Delts are expelled.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???‘Son, you got a panty on your head.’

TODAY’S MOVIE BUFF OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT JOB KIM!

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “You took my hand, you showed me how, you promised me you’d be around”.
Answer: Pink came out with this song in 2006 from her album “I’m Not Dead”. It wasn’t really a hit but a good song.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist.“Everybody look at me, me, I walk in the door, you start screaming”.

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

Each sentence below contains a word that can be anagrammed to answer or describe the sentence.

Example: Craft that might tip in the ocean. Answer: Canoe (Anagram of ocean)

1. You cover a mattress with one of these
2. Dangerous thing for an alcoholic to begin
3. Feature on which a tire might be rated
4. Feeling about a poisonous adder
5. Weapon that a cavalryman bears
6. It doesn’t necessarily bring rain, but it could
Answer: 1. Sheet, 2. Binge, 3. Tread, 4. Dread, 5. Sabre or Saber, 6. Cloud

Friday’s Quizzler is…

You are an expert on paranormal activity and have been hired to locate a spirit haunting an old resort hotel. Strong signs indicate that the spirit lies behind one of four doors. The inscriptions on each door read as follows:

Door A: It’s behind B or C
Door B: It’s behind A or D
Door C: It’s in here
Door D: It’s not in here

Your psychic powers have told you three of the inscriptions are false, and one is true. Behind which door will you find the spirit? 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING BANKS!

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