WELCOME to Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Ways to Tell If You Have PMS

– Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

– You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

– The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

– Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

– You’re dialing up every bumper sticker that says, “How’s my driving- call 1-800-###-####.

– Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

– Inanimate objects get on your nerves.

– You’re counting down the days until menopause.

– You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

– The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

– You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt. While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.

– You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate assault the next.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be
looking for it.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What’s
a sun-dial in the shade?”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Normal is not something to aspire to, it’s something to
get away from.”
– Jodie Foster

God help me, I’ve entered the Age of Skirted Swimwear. This
is the age right after Accessorizing with Reading Glasses
and a few years before Can’t Name Anyone on the Radio.

Applicants for jobs at the company where my friend Diana
works are asked to fill out a questionnaire. Among the
things candidates list is their high school and when they
attended. One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name
of his high school, followed by the dates attended: Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

According to a new medical study, it’s healthy for a wife to
get angry at her husband than to keep it all inside which can
lead to disease. So guys when the wife runs you over with the
SUV, she’s just trying to live a healthier lifestyle.”

What’s On the Web?

18 Old-Timey Photos You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped

Take a look at some jaw-dropping photos that prove that
truth is stranger than fiction. Prepare to be baffled!

Visit: http://bit.ly/h9PyUB

The President’s Speech with Mike Tyson

Hilarious satire of ‘The King’s Speech’ but with Mike
Tyson giving elocution lessons to George W. Bush.

Click to View: http://bit.ly/f1ruUM

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘“Do we call you Nick, or Mr. Dick?”
Answer: Bachelor Party
One of the best lines of the movie!

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???“Yeah, and baby fish-mouth is sweeping the nation!”
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Me and my heart, We got issues! Don’t know if I should hate you or miss you”.

Answer: We Got Issues
The lyrics come from ‘Issues’ by The Saturdays. The Saturdays consist of five members, Una, Frankie, Mollie, Rochelle and Vanessa. ‘Issues’ was their third single that peaked the UK charts at number six.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist. “When your chips are down, when your highs are low, joyride.
Move across the night , like a separate wind.”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

Below are incomplete words. Replace the letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Ri ( _ _ _ ) satile
Al ( _ _ _ ) oury
Mo ( _ _ _ ) ergo
Unaw ( _ _ _ ) na
A ( _ _ _ _ ) ounce
Fel ( _ _ _ ) ly

Answer: River – versatile
Alarm – armoury
Mound – undergo
Unaware – arena
Apron – pronounce
Fellow – lowly

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Handel has been killed and Beethoven is on the case. He has interviewed the four suspects and their statements are shown below. Each suspect has said two sentences. One sentence of each suspect is a lie and one sentence is the truth. Help Beethoven figure out who the killer is.

Joplin: I did not kill Handel. Either Grieg is the killer or none of us is.
Grieg: I did not kill Handel. Gershwin is the killer.
Strauss: I did not kill Handel. Grieg is lying when he says Gershwin is the killer.
Gershwin: I did not kill Handel. If Joplin did not kill him, then Grieg did.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT SOLVING JOB LADIES!

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