WELCOME to Tuesday, May 24, 2011. Another date for theThe End of the World!

GUESS WHAT? By golly there been another date set up for the end of the world jussst in case you missed it! Yeppers the big bang party will now take place on October 21st! That’s right October 21st! Nows a good time to start buying those end of the world party stickers and balloons! I’m sure we will all need the time to get those suitcases repacked, say our goodbys and stand by the door! Kinda reminds me of those people who were trying to catch that comet a couple of years ago, they were shooting for the stars, but landed up way down under if you know what I mean! Can you say Hell-lo? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“They say that when you have a baby, you lose 700 hours of sleep in the first year, but it’s worth it when they’re old enough to do the yard work.” -Craig Ferguson

“A new study found that the average child is more likely to own a cell phone than
a book. I guess that would explain why he’s average.” -Jimmy Fallon

“McDonald’s is undergoing a billion-dollar makeover, to be more like
Starbucks snobby, overpriced, and full of unemployed people.” -Jay Leno

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

When the famous politician and orator William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) was a young man, he went to the home of the father
of his prospective wife to ask him for her hand in marriage. Bryan was determined to impress the father by quoting from the Bible, and he chose
Proverbs 18:22: “He who finds a wife finds a good thing, And obtains favor from the LORD.”  Bryan was unnerved when the father replied by quoting Paul: “So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he that giveth her not in marriage doeth better.” (1 Corinthians 7:38)
Bryan, never at a loss for words, said: “Yes, but Paul had no wife and Solomon had 700. Therefore, I believe Solomon ought to be the better judge as to marriage.”

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Tootie, remind me to
spank you right after dinner.”All right, Papa.’ Answer: Meet Me in St. Louis. Tootie left her roller skate on the stairs, and her father tripped
and fell.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I don’t think you want
the word ‘pit’ on a wedding invitation, George.’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Boy you know you make me float, boy you really get me high; feel like I’m on dope, cause you set me on a record high.” Answer: Aaliyah. This lyric is the firstline of the song “Rock the Boat”, from her last and self-titled album. Aaliyah was killed in a plane crash in August of 2001 coming back from shooting a scene for the “Rock the Boat” video in the Bahamas.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams, he said it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down.”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols?

1. Happiness to the Global Ecosystem
2. Small male percussionist
3. I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday
4. Festoon the Corridors
5. A Non-summer fairytale area
6. Oh holiday conifer
7. Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity
8. Hey tiny city in Israel
9. In a remote location in a barn stall

Answer: 1. Joy to the World, 2. Little Drummer Boy, 3. I’m Dreaming of a White
Christmas, 4. Deck the Halls, 5. Winter Wonderland, 6. Oh Christmas Tree, 7. 12 Days of
Christmas, 8. Oh Little Town of Bethlehem, 9. Away in a Manger

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

A Name Train is a puzzle where each name is connected together like box cars in a train. You are given the first car (the Engine) and the last car (the caboose), and you have to fill in the car or cars in between. Every two consecutive cars will form a name of a person or character. Here is an example Name Train: Joan [ ] Li. The answer is Joan Jet Li (Joan Jet-Female singer, Jet Li-Actor) Ready? OK here
goes:
1. Chris [ ] Hudson
2. Chris [ ] Asimov
3. Boy [ ] [ ] Ford
4. Elton [ ] [ ] Newton
5. Curious [ ] [ ] [ ] Browne

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO
MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT SOLVING JOB KIM!

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