WELCOME to Wednesday, May 25, 2011. Really?
You know once my kids grew up I really thought that I had ran out of writing material for my daily blogs, but I find that they are just as funny being grown up as they were as kids. I believe that even as grown ups we are still just a bunch of big kids. We just have more money, bigger toys and more things to play with! The difference is they we are fully responsible for our actions. For example take a look at Donald Trumps hair, how many ways can a man choose to wrap his hair around his head? Now to us it look hilarious, but he just embraces it and take full responsibility for it. It’s amazing watching my young adults and their styles, but they take full responsiblity, they embrace it and guess what? So do I! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here,
Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.”

– B. F. Skinner

“One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.” – Larry Gelbart

“Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.”
– Mark Twain

What’s On the Web?

Are You Annoying? Take The
Quiz…

Take this simple quiz to determine the degree of your, I guess, annoy-itude or
annoyancity. You know what’s annoying? This quiz! That’s right, I said it.

Visit: Are You Annoying?

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s
Two green beans were crossing the highway when one of them was hit by a truck. His buddy scraped him up and rushed him to the hospital. After hours of surgery the doctor came in and said, “I have good news and bad news.” The green bean started to rejoice and the doctor
said, “The good news is that he’s going to live…The bad news is he’ll be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I don’t think you want
the word ‘pit’ on a wedding invitation, George.’ Answer: Father of the Bride. Grade-school aged Matty, to his slightly deranged father.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is
this quote from??‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.’

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams, he said it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down.” Answer: Green Day. Lyrics from the song
“Basket Case”, off their 1994 album “Dookie”.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk, I didn’t mean to call you that.”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

A Name Train is a puzzle where each name isconnected together like box cars in a train. You are given the first car (the Engine)
and the last car (the caboose), and you have to fill in the car or cars in between. Every two consecutive cars will form a name of a person or character. Here is an example Name Train: Joan [ ] Li. The answer is Joan Jet Li (Joan Jet-Female singer, Jet Li-Actor) Ready? OK here goes:

1. Chris [ ] Hudson

2. Chris [ ] Asimov

3. Boy [ ] [ ] Ford

4. Elton [ ] [ ] Newton

5. Curious [ ] [ ] [ ] Browne

Answer: 1. Chris Rock Hudson

2. Chris Isaac Asimov

3. Boy George Harrison Ford

4. Elton John Wayne Newton

5. Curious George Michael Jackson Browne

Wednesday’s Quizzler  is..

What are the following
Bruce Willis Movie titles below?
1)
Ag
H
He
Sn<-
2)
Sight
Sound
Taste
Touch
Smell
Sight<-
3)
Able
Ab le
Able<-
4)

Master James Scout

Miss Emily Scout

Master Richard Scout

Miss Jane Scout

Master John Scout<-

5)

White Hard + Colourant = Blue Hard

6)

DEATH

HEATH

HEAT

HER

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