WELCOME to Thursday, May 26, 2011.
OK! It’s thunderstorms, tornados, lighting and roaring winds all being directed at the United States, so why couldn’t there be a conspiricy theory going on somewhere in the great big old world of ours? What if somebody somewhere had actually found a way to control the weather? I did hear something about a secret weather station located in Alaska where sceintists have been experimenting on the weather, maybe they are messing up stuff that they shouldn’t be messing with? It wouldn’t be the first time that has happened and maybe we have to keep destroying stuff to learn how to save stuff. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

All good things must come to an end. English Proverb

Honesty is the best policy.- English Proverb

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. – Chinese Proverb

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. – American Proverb

Better die with honor than live in shame. – English Proverb

A clear conscience is a soft pillow. – German Proverb

You can’t have your cake and eat it too. – American Proverb

Love is blind. – English Proverb

Opportunity seldom knocks twice. – English Proverb

A heart that loves is always young – Greek Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. – Japanese Proverb

Tell me who’s your friend and I’ll tell you who you are. – Russian Proverb

Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence. – Spanish Proverb

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. – Swedish Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back. – Turkish Proverb

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the midwest, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, “No way, ten dollars is ten dollars.” The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn’t have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it’s free to watch, let’s at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement. The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, “I’ll tell you what, I’ll take you up flying, and if you don’t say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.  So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could. Heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the air port. “I’m surprised, why didn’t you say anything?” “Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.’ Answer:Terminator 2. The Terminator, to a road house patron.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I am exactly three inches high, and it’s a very good height indeed!’

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk, I didn’t mean to call you that.” Answer: Aerosmith. This lyric is from the song “Amazin'”, which featured Alicia Silverstone in its video. She also appeared in the video “Cryin'” and in “Crazy” with Liv Tyler, who is the daughter of Steven Tyler, the band’s lead singer.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “What’s up, tell me what to do, how to be, teach me, all you want from A to Z, but I don’t want your other girl to see that you’re messing ’round with me.”
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

What are the following Bruce Willis Movie titles below?

1) Au, Ag, H, He, Sn<-

2) Sight, Sound, Taste, Touch, Smell, Sight<-

3) Able, Ab le, Able<-

4) Master James Scout, Miss Emily Scout, Master Richard Scout, Miss Jane Scout
Master John Scout<-

5) White Hard + Colourant = Blue Hard

6) DEATH, HEATH, HEAT,HER

Answer: 1) The 5th Element (symbols for
elements)

2) The Sixth Sense

3) Unbreakable (the word able was broken and then unbroken)

4) The Last Boy Scout

5) Die Hard (Dye Hard)

6) Death Becomes Her

Thursday’s Quizzler is…

An antigram is an anagram which has
a meaning opposite to its unscrambled version.

Try these:

EVIL’S AGENTS

REAL FUN

NICE LOVE

NO MORE STARS

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB BANKS!

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