The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day’s competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn’t take any more and kicked them out.  The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests….instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, “I’m sorry, but if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here,
Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track…an inch between
wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity.” -Henry Ward Beecher

“All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to
enjoy it.” -Samuel Butler

“All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those
who are movable; and those who move.” -Benjamin Franklin

A man in love is incomplete until he has married.
Then he’s finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but
you’re twenty minutes. Oscar Wilde

A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short
enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is
written on. Samual Goldwyn

The road to success is always under construction.
Lily Tomlin

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the results with his wife. “That would require me to go home and say, ‘Hi, honey. I just paid someone $400 to tell me what’s wrong with me,'” he said. “And based on that, considering we’ve been married 23 years, she’d hand me a bill for about
$798,000.”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘What do you know – they’re little footballs!’ Answer: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??’Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.’ __________________________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Lately he’s been checking for me,
telling me how much he wants to be, wants to be the one to replace, replace the man who waits at home for me.” Answer: Mya. This lyric is from the song “Best of Me”, which Mya remixed with Jadakiss for her 2000 album “Fear of Flying”.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love, said don’t worry ’bout a thing baby doll I’m the man you’ve been dreaming of.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

You are a prisoner sentenced to death. The Emperor offers you a chance to live by playing a simple game. He gives you 50 black marbles, 50 white marbles and 2 empty bowls. He then says, “Divide these 100 marbles into these 2 bowls. You can divide them any way you like as long as you use all the marbles. Then I will blindfold you and mix the bowls around. You then can choose one bowl and remove ONE marble. If the marble is WHITE you will live, but if the marble is BLACK… you will die.”

How do you divide the marbles up so that you have the greatest probability of choosing a WHITE marble?You are a prisoner sentenced to death. The Emperor
offers you a chance to live by playing a simple game. He gives you 50 black marbles, 50 white marbles and 2 empty bowls. He then says, “Divide these 100 marbles into these 2 bowls. You can divide them any way you like as long as you use all the marbles. Then I will blindfold you and mix the bowls around. You then can choose one bowl and remove ONE marble. If the marble is WHITE you will live, but if the marble is BLACK… you will die.” How do you divide the marbles up so that you have the greatest probability of choosing a WHITE marble?

Answer: Place 1 white marble in one bowl, and place the rest of the marbles in the other bowl (49 whites, and 50 blacks). This way you begin with a 50/50
chance of choosing the bowl with just one white marble, therefore life! BUT even if you choose the other bowl, you still have ALMOST a 50/50 chance at
picking one of the 49 white marbles.

Friday’s Quizzler is…

In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use
to figure out the 7 words. Syllable List – al, cras, fes, file, ly, mo, nate, noun, po, si, sion, tec, ter, ti, tion, tor

Syllable-starter: pro
How many syllables, each word has:
1. (2)

2. (2)

3. (3)

4. (3)

5. (4)

6. (4)

7. (5)

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