WELCOME to Monday, June 6, 2011. When I become old….
When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring them great joy.

To repay all I’ve had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.
I’ll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed. And whenever they scold me, I’ll hang my head.
I’ll run and I’ll romp, always fritter away ….. the time to be spent doing chores every day.
I’ll pester my children when they are on the phone. As long as they’re busy I won’t leave them alone.
Hide candy in closets, rocks in a drawer … and never pick up what I drop on the floor.
Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish. I’ll plead for allowance whenever I wish.
I’ll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor. As soon as they’ve mopped it, I’ll flood it some more.
When they correct me, I’ll lie down and cry, kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.
I’ll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then .. when they buy new ones, I’ll take them again.
I’ll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal …. Eat my banana and just drop the peel.
Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor. I’ll break lots of dishes as though I were four.
What fun I shall have, what joy it will be to Live with my children….just the way that they lived with me!
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT
UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. Mae West
When the President does it, that means it’s not illegal. Richard Nixon
When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert
Einstein.
When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Charles Caleb Colton
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. Winston Churchill
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that’s mad. Helen Rowland
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Helen Rowland
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. Oscar Wilde
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. Woody Allen
Winning isn’t everything – it’s the only thing. Vince Lombardi
Woe unto you also, lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne.  Jesus
Women are as old as they feel – and men are old when they lose their feelings. Mae West
Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them. Oscar Wilde

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.”A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he can’t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a
conductor.”

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.’ Answer: A Christmas Story. Ralphie,
reading the message from his Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring.  Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is
this quote from?? ‘Don’t the slackers prefer that grassy knoll over there?’ _______________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love, said don’t worry ’bout a thing baby doll I’m the man you’ve been dreaming of.” Answer: Everlast. Lyrics to the song “What It’s Like”, from the
album “Whitey Ford Sings the Blues”.

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “I turn the radio on, I turn the radio
up, and this woman was singing my song.”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..

In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure
out the 7 words.
Syllable List – al, cras, fes, file, ly, mo, nate, noun, po, si, sion, tec,
ter, ti, tion, tor
Syllable-starter: pro
How many syllables, each word has:
1. (2), 2. (2), 3. (3), 4. (3), 5. (4), 6. (4), 7. (5)

Answer: 1. Parka (par ka)  2. Pardon (par don) 3. Party (par ty) 4. Paragraph (par a graph)  5. Parallel (par al lel) 6. Parakeet (par a keet) 7. Partially (par tial ly)
8. Parentheses (par en the ses)  9. Paramedic (par a med ic)

Monday’s Quizzler is…

I am seen through many eyes.  Even the blind see me. Through me, nothing is impossible. Many stories come from within me. Time can hold still, or move at the speed of light.
The unthinkable comes to life in me. I am a wondrous world full of life, or even death. Love can rule, and hate fades out of the picture. Peace can be found throughout and no wars.  It is within me where only I can control; no one else can. I am a place that no one can take from you. What am I?________________________________________________________________________
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