Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have an incredible Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am
outta here, Eucman!
q u o te s o f t h e d a y
“I just went shark-diving in the Bahamas. If you’ve never been to the Bahamas, imagine
Fantasy Island but without the midget.” -Craig Ferguson
“They say it now costs $250,000 to raise a child to age 18, and that
doesn’t count college, which is like $50,000 a year. So kids, if you want to
give dad a great Father’s Day gift, run away.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A new report found that 20 percent of people over 45 had to dip into
their retirement savings last year. And the other 80 percent said, ‘retirement
savings?'” -Jimmy Fallon
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s
A Mexican restaurant I pulled up to looked great. Only one problem: It wasn’t open. So I jotted down the name for another day. Just then, a man came out of the restaurant and took a peek at what I’d written. “That’s not the name of the restaurant,” he said, pointing to the sign over the door. “That’s Spanish for ‘Closed on Mondays.'”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???’Don’t the
slackers prefer that grassy knoll over there?’ Answer: Clueless Tai, rejecting Travis.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Spandex…It’s a privelege not a right!’
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “I turn the radio on, I turn the radio
up, and this woman was singing my song.” Answer: Lisa Loeb This lyric is from Lisa Loeb’s early 90’s hit “Stay”.
Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “All of the other pills, they were
different.”
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Monday’s Quizzler is..
I am seen through many eyes.
Even the blind see me.
Through me, nothing is impossible.
Many stories come from within me.
Time can hold still, or move at the speed of light.
The unthinkable comes to life in me.
I am a wondrous world full of life, or even death.
Love can rule, and hate fades out of the picture.
Peace can be found throughout and no wars.
It is within me where only I can control; no one else can.
I am a place that no one can take from you.
What am I?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…
The following humorous quotes are from various people. Try and decipher them. E=W and O=U
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