WELCOME to Friday, June 10, 2011. Visit to the Car dealer!

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale’s Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it
just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,  “Well, sonny, I can’t remember the name exactly, but it has something to
do with hate or anger.” The owner replies, “Well, let’s see… Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?”

The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, “I want this color sonny.” To which Nathan replies, “Ma’am I’m sorry, but we don’t have any in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?” “No son, I want this color.” “But ma’am, they didn’t make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?” says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.

By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about. The secretary replies, “Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman’s
corn!” That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.” -Isaac Asimov

“…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however
improbable, must be the truth.” -Sherlock Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

“Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.” -Benjamin Franklin

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before
her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: “There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will
die a violent death this year.”

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths
to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, “Will I get away with it?”

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???’How does it feel to be stuffed like a turkey?’ Answer: Side Out. This movie has some the the best pro volleyball players in the country in it. Sinjin Smith, Randy Stoklos, Steve Timmons, and Ricci Luyties all have played pro beach
volleyball and have all played for their country on Team USA. Sinjin Smith is the true King of the Beach. The quote was said by Wiley Hunter at the beginning
of the King of the Beach Tourney.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I don’t need therapy.’ __________________________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “You can trust me not to think, and
not to sleep around, and if you don’t expect too much from me, you might not be let down.” Answer: Gin Blossoms. This lyric is from the Gin Blossoms’ 1992 hit “Hey Jealousy”, off the album “New Miserable Experience.”

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “I realized quickly, when I knew I
should, that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man, or whatever that means.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

Find five geographical terms by adding one of the given letters to each word and rearranging the letters. Each letter will be used only once. F I O P Y

1. Steep + ? =
2. Raven + ? =
3. Store + ? =
4. Along + ? =
5. Serge + ? =

Answer: 1. Steppe, 2. Ravine, 3. Forest, 4. Lagoon, 5. Geyser

Friday’s Quizzler is…

If you’re good at solving puzzles, these will be easy. Every answer is a two-word phrase in which the first word begins with “BE” and the second with “ST”.
Ex: A fairy tale is a popular one.
BE_ _ _ _ _ ST_ _ _  BEDTIME STORY

1.)Nickname for Utah.
BE_ _ _ _ _ ST_ _ _

2.)One jewel of horse racing’s Triple Crown.
BE_ _ _ _ _ ST_ _ _ _

3.)Cause of red bump on the skin.
BE_ ST_ _ _

4.)What separates Alaska from Russia.
BE _ _ _ _ ST_ _ _ _

5.)Star of “Zoolander” and “Meet the Fockers”.
BE_ ST_ _ _ _ _

6.)Once a giant among the United States’ metal manufacturers.
BE_ _ _ _ _ _ _ ST_ _ _

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS TWICE! GREAT JOB BANKS!

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