Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 4, 2011.  Bizarre October Holidays….. 

October 1 is World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is Name Your Car Day
October 3 is Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is National Golf Day
October 5 is National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is National Frappe Day
October 8 is American Tag Day
October 9 is Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is It’s My Party Day
October 12 is International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is National Peanut Festival
October 14 is Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is Dictionary Day
October 17 is Gaudy Day
October 18 is No Beard Day
October 19 is Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is Babbling Day
October 22 is National Nut Day
October 23 is National Mole Day
October 24 is National Bologna Day
October 25 is Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is Mule Day
October 27 is Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is Plush Animal Lover’s Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is Hermit Day
October 30 is National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers Day
 

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
– Mark Twain

“Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.”  – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.”
– William Shakespeare

Nissan is designing a car that will read the driver’s mind. I already know what I’m going to do. I want a car that will read the other guy’s mind.” -Jay Leno

“Recently, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg went hunting and shot and killed a bison. Just before he pulled the trigger, he said, ‘Consider yourself de-friended.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Well-known, veteran politicians were upended by candidates from the tea party. I’ve been to a lot of tea parties with my daughter and most of the people there are stuffed animals.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

  A man and his friend were exiting a drugstore and at the front door there was a scale.  “Look, a scale,” the man said to his friend. “Let’s see how my new diet is working out.” He stepped on the scale.  “I can’t believe it!” he said as he read the result. “I’ve been on this diet for two weeks but the scale says I’m heaver than I was before! How can that be?” He pondered this as he stepped off the scale, then had a thought. He took off his jacket and handed it to his friend. “Here, hold my jacket,” he said.  The friend took the jacket as the man stepped back on the scale. Not much change. “Here,” he said as he handed his purchase from the drugstore to his friend. “Hold my Twinkies too.”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Frank…, you fought with inspiration.’Answer: Bloodsport. Once the Kuma-Tei is over and Frank (Van Damme) is being presented with a sword.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Good…I’m looking for a job with the least amount of responsibility.’

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’m convinced there’s just too much pressure to take.” Answer: “Crawling”.  “Crawling” comes off Linkin Park’s first CD “Hybrid Theory”, their 2nd CD is called “Re-Animation”. 

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I lose my mind, because I’m bending over backwards to relate.”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is……

A part of the body is hidden in each of the following sentences. The first sentence contains “head.” Can you find the rest?

1. The ad is for Monday’s sale.
2. The tour group can go to either country.
3. My car makes funny noises sometimes.
4. Sarah and Tony are getting married.
5. That casino seems shady.
6. Can’t you see that Hank needs help?
7. The sea is so calm out here.
8. Would you like to go surfing, Erin?

ANSWER: 1. head, 2. toe, 3. arm, 4. hand, 5. nose, 6. knee, 7. mouth, 8. finger.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…
In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However, the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!
Starting letter: I
Clues:
1. 3.1415926535…
2. to cut, tear apart
3. a support for two adjacent bridge spans
4. first in excellence, quality, or value
5. —— State Building
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES ONCE AGAIN TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS
RESIDENT GENIUS ON BOARD.
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