WELCOME to Tuesday, October 11, 2011. Murphy’s Travel Laws…..

Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers

• No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
• If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
• If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
• Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
• If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
• If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
• Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
• The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
• The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
• The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Citibank will soon charge $15 a month for checking accounts with less than $6,000. Finally, someone’s sticking it to those people with less than $6,000!” -Jimmy Fallon

“Denmark is charging a fat food tax on cheese, meat, and oil. Here, we call that the Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast.” -Jay Leno

“Pseudoscience describes theories that sound like science but are actually just made up, like aromatherapy or biorhythms or love.” -Craig Ferguson

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

A job applicant was asked, “What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?”
“Well,” he began, “my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-sometimes I have a little trouble telling what’s real from what’s not.” “Okay,” said the interviewer. “And what are your strengths?”

“I’m Batman.”

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Jump back.’Answer: Footloose! When the ‘stunning new gentleman’ finds out dancing has been outlawed.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘You won that round, Deek.’ _____________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Is it cool, if I hold your hand?” Answer: “First Date”! “First Date” was on Blink-182’s sixth CD “Take Off Your Pants and Jacket”, with the other CDs being “Buddha”, “Dude Ranch”, “Cheshire Cat”, “The Mark, Tom and Travis Show” and “Enema of the State”.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“Father’s hands were lined in dirt.”

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