WELCOME to Wednesday, October 12, 2011. Ponderings……….

Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ?
The light went out, but where to ?
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
Why is it you have a “pair” of pants and only one bra?
How come when I call Information they can’t tell me where my keys are?
Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
– Steven Wright

“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.”
– Abraham Lincoln

“I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.”
– John D. Rockefeller

“According to a Twitter study, people are happiest on the weekends and when their workday is over. They also discovered that if you stand in front of a moving train, it will kill you.” -Jay Leno

“Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the “S” stands for “suckers.” -Craig Ferguson

“Starbucks has a new plan to create jobs by asking customers to make $5 donations. Customers are like, ‘Yeah, right. I’m not just gonna give you $5. Now can I get a grande coffee for $6?'” -Jimmy Fallon

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does y’all go to school?”

The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.

“Yale,” she replied.

The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, “WHERE DOES Y’ALL GO TO SCHOOL!?

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘You won that round, Deek.’ Answer: Broken Arrow.  When Christian Slater has cleaned up his parachute and is contemplating the nights events, leaving a {$20} bill under a rock. 

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Spandex…it’s a privilege, not a right.’_____________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Father’s hands were lined in dirt.” Answer: “Too Bad”.  “Too Bad” is from Nickelback’s third CD called “Silver Side Up”, the other two are “Curb” and “The State”.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “All you see is red lights behind me.”
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