WELCOME to Thursday, October 20, 2011. Stop Redundancy…..
The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time. Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing. So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.
This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. Douglas Adams
And on the eighth day God said, “Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge!” Author Unknown
May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. Irish Prayer
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Author Unknown
The chicken came first – God would look silly sitting on an egg. Author Unknown
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Author Unknown
A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now. Author Unknown
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. Rita Mae Brown
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” Robert Brault.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country’s leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Are they physically able to survive the trip?” “Personally, I don’t see how they survived the tests.”Answer: Armageddon. “Armageddon” includes such stars as Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Will Patton, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Steve Buscemi and Billy Bob Thornton. They are the world’s best deep core drilling team and are sent to save the world from an asteriod. This quote is said between Dan Truman (Billy Bob Thornton) and a NASA doctor about whether they could survive the trip to space.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Have I ever not showed? I mean in 19 years, have I ever not showed?” “Well, that’s true of everyone till the first time they don’t show.” _____________________________________________________________________________
Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “take a shot for you and I need you like a heart needs a beat. But it’s nothing new – yeah”. Answer: These lyrics are from the song “Apologize” by Timbaland (ft. OneRepublic). This song was number three on the iTunes Top Songs list.
Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Everything’s going to be all right, People keep talking they can say what they like, but all I know is everything’s going to be all right”
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AXRET Take letters 1 & 4
MBGHUU Take letters 1 & 3
ENCLAC Take letters 1 & 2
NIILST Take letter 5
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
MBGHUU Take letters 1 & 3 – HUMBUG, take H,M
ENCLAC Take letters 1 & 2 – CANCEL, take C,A
NIILST Take letter 5 – INSTIL, take I
Unscramble the above letters to get ‘CHIMERA’
In Greek mythology, the Chimera has varying descriptions, but the widely accepted one is that of a creature that had the head of a lion, the tail of a snake and the body of a goat. It is also believed to be a fire-breathing creature. Seeing the Chimera was a sign of some impending natural disasters like shipwrecks or storms
YLAP Take letters 1 & 2
DRAAW Take letters 1 & 4
ELT Take letter 2
Unscramble the letters you collected… What do you get?
The World According to the Eucman! 