WELCOME to Friday, October 21, 2011. Deep Thoughts…..
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.
Too bad Lassie didn’t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said “Lassie, go skate for help,” she could do it.
If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.
I wonder if angels believe in ghosts.
I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it’d be fun to make chew marks in the shape of continents.
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you’ll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that’s my point.
I don’t understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“My fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no-expense-spared reception; and what he wants is to break off our engagement.” -Sally Poplin
“The only difference between the women I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.” –Richard Jeni
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” -Friedrich Nietzsche
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Have I ever not showed? I mean in 19 years, have I ever not showed?” “Well, that’s true of everyone till the first time they don’t show.”Answer: For Love of the Game. “For Love of the Game” stars Kevin Costner as Billy Chapel. He is a 40 year old pitcher at the end of his career, whose girlfriend leaves him on the most important day of his professional life, the day he pitches the perfect game. This quote is said between Billy and his coach after he is an hour late to practice. The coach is worried about who he’ll have to put in if Billy doesn’t show.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Sam, are you out of your mind? He’s dead.” “That ought to make him easier to catch.”
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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Everything’s going to be all right, People keep talking they can say what they like, but all I know is everything’s going to be all right”Answer: These lyrics are from the song “No One” by Alicia Keys. This song was number five on the iTunes Top Songs list.
Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Even when they’re up against the wall, You got me in a crazy position, If you’re on a mission, You got my permission”
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Thursday’s Quizzler is…
YLAP Take letters 1 & 2
DRAAW Take letters 1 & 4
ELT Take letter 2
Unscramble the letters you collected… What do you get?
DRAAW Take letters 1 & 4 – AWARD, take A,R
ELT Take letters 2 – LET, take E
Unscramble the above to get ‘Pearl’
Pearls are an organic gem, created by Nature. A pearl is created when oysters cover any object with beautiful layers of nacre. Long ago, pearls were considered to be very sound and important financial assets, equivalent to owning a house of your own, as thousands of oysters had to be searched for only one pearl. They were rare because they were created only by chance. Today, pearls are cultured by man. Oysters are stimulated to cover beads with nacre and create the pearls. Pearls are available in white and beautiful hues of off white and pink. They are also available in black.
7 dogs were boarding at the local Pet Lodge. Each dog was in a separate run, all in a single row. One of the employees left the cages unlocked and the dogs have all gotten out of their runs. She needs to put each of them back in the right cage, but this is all she remembers. Help her get them in the right cages, and QUICK! Dogs: Beau, Duke, Fluffy, Lady, Princess, Rover, and Spike
1. Spike doesn’t like other dogs much, so he was on one of the ends.
2. Princess was somewhere to the left of Beau.
3. Rover was in the third run from the right.
4. The only dog between Fluffy and Lady was Princess.
5. Duke was directly to the left of Lady.
The World According to the Eucman! 