WELCOME to Monday, October 24, 2011. “Top Ten Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’ Because of Work”
- You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.”
- Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, jerk!”
- Your garbage can IS your “in” box.
- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.
- You have so much on your mind, you’ve forget often how to think.
- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through …er…. Monday.
- You sleep more at work than at home.
- You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge.
- Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they’ll stop making it tomorrow; if it’s all three, they stopped making it yesterday. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. Murphy’s Law
If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?” The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious…Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything.” “Well,” says the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.” “Why chrome?” asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, “It’s simple. Everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Sam, are you out of your mind? He’s dead.” “That ought to make him easier to catch.” Answer: The Fugitive. “The Fugitive” stars Harrison Ford as a doctor accused of the murder of his wife. He escapes from a prison bus accident and goes on the run to find the real killer. Tommy Lee Jones stars as the agent trying to find him. This quote is said between Agent Biggs and Sam Gerard (Jones) after Dr. Kimble jumps off of a dam to avoid capture and Gerard insists that they still go find him.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Oh-oh. Your shorts are on the highway.” _____________________________________________________________________________
Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Even when they’re up against the wall, You got me in a crazy position, If you’re on a mission, You got my permission” Answer: These lyrics are from the song “Gimme More” by Britney Spears. This song was number six on the iTunes Top Songs list.
Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone”.
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7 dogs were boarding at the local Pet Lodge. Each dog was in a separate run, all in a single row. One of the employees left the cages unlocked and the dogs have all gotten out of their runs. She needs to put each of them back in the right cage, but this is all she remembers. Help her get them in the right cages, and QUICK! Dogs: Beau, Duke, Fluffy, Lady, Princess, Rover, and Spike
1. Spike doesn’t like other dogs much, so he was on one of the ends.
2. Princess was somewhere to the left of Beau.
3. Rover was in the third run from the right.
4. The only dog between Fluffy and Lady was Princess.
5. Duke was directly to the left of Lady.
Example: to shout + what you say when you feel pain = a color = yellow.
1) A light brown color + to leave = a dance.
2) A store’s announcement + a type of women’s clothing = a building’s location.
3) A vehicle + an animal pal = a floor covering.
4) The ocean + a father’s boy = part of the year.
5) Another name for dad + a yellow veggie = a white fluffy snack.
The World According to the Eucman! 