WELCOME to Tuesday, October 25, 2011. Recalled Christmas Toys.
- Broken Bag-O-Glass
- Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
- Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook
- Timothy McVays home Chemistry set
- Switchblade Barney
- Pork-n-Beany Babies
- Make your own moonshine kit
- Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Earlier this week, a protester at Occupy Wall Street proposed to his girlfriend. His exact words were, ‘Will you occupy my parents’ basement with me until I get a job?'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study ranked the people in Minneapolis as the smartest people in the U.S. New York didn’t even rank in the top 10. That is so ‘non-good.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“It’s Spirit Day, a day against bullying of all types. There are all kinds of bullies: Evil dictators, schoolyard bullies, Internet bullies, wooly bullies.” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. “Do you have a second mortgage on your home?”
“No,” I replied.
“Would you like to consolidate all your debts?”
“I really don’t have any,” I said.
“How about freeing up cash for home improvements?” he tried.
“I don’t need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash,” I parried.
There was a brief silence, and then he asked, “Are you looking for a husband?”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Oh-oh. Your shorts are on the highway.” Answer: Rain Man. “Rain Man” stars Tom Cruise as an arrogant yuppie who discovers that he has an autistic brother (Dustin Hoffman) who receives all of the family inheritance. They head out on a cross-country journey while getting to know each other. This quote is said by Raymond (Hoffman) after he insists that he has to go to Cincinatti to get his underwear at K-Mart. Charlie (Cruise) gets so annoyed he throws the boxers out of the car.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Fish…Pony…Hip…Hiphop…Hiphopanonymous!?!”
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone”. Answer: These lyrics are from the song “How Far We’ve Come” by Matchbox Twenty. This song was number seven on the iTunes Top Songs list.
Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “sad and it’s not fair how you take advantage of the fact that I, love you beyond the reason why, and it just ain’t right”.
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Example: to shout + what you say when you feel pain = a color = yellow.1) A light brown color + to leave = a dance.
2) A store’s announcement + a type of women’s clothing = a building’s location.
3) A vehicle + an animal pal = a floor covering.
4) The ocean + a father’s boy = part of the year.
5) Another name for dad + a yellow veggie = a white fluffy snack.
4) sea + son = season. 5) pop + corn = popcorn.
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1234 – carries heredity
456 – is a period of time
567 – is a pest
and 890 – is a charged particle
What is the word?
The World According to the Eucman! 