WELCOME to Friday, October 28, 2011.   Pondering…….

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Just “before” someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Laughing stock – cattle with a sense of humor.

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a Cardinal Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. From the movie Naked

Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. Colin Sautar

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. Author Unknown

You know why the French don’t want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people. Conan O’Brien, 2003

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. Robert Brault.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Author Unknown

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Mae West

If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. Elbert Hubbard

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.
“What did you do that for?” Asked a passing giraffe.
“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.”
“Wow, what a memory” commented the giraffe.
“Yes,” said the elephant, “turtle recall”.

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law in law school.”Answer: A Few Good Men

This is a great legal drama centering on the court martial of two marines charged with the murder of another cadet. He died as a result of a hazing incident which the defendants claim they were ordered to do which their superior officers deny. Lt. Kaffee (Tom Cruise) says this line to Lt. Galloway (Demi Moore) after their defense of the two defendants has taken an awful turn. This is a very entertaining drama from 1992. Even though it is a drama, there are quite a few funny lines throughout the movie.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “You’re never gonna solve it. It’s not a riddle because Who IS on first. That’s a joke, Ray, it’s comedy, but when you do it you’re not funny. You’re like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.”

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Paint you my soul, scarred and alone” Answer: Vampire Heart

This song is on HIM’s 2005 album “Dark Light”. The band HIM consists of Ville Valo as vocalist, Mikko Lindström as guitarist, and Mikko Paananen as bassist. Did you know that the heartagram, which is the sign for HIM and skateboarder Bam Margera, was created by Ville on the day after his 20th birthday?

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Pick me up, been bleeding too long”

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