WELCOME to Thursday, October 27, 2011. Useless Inventions…..
- Non stick Cellotape
- Solar Powered Flash Light
- A black highlighter pen
- Glow in the dark sunglasses
- Inflatable Anchor
- Smooth Sandpaper
- Waterproof sponge
- Waterproof Teabags
- AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
- Fireproof Matches
- Fireproof Cigarettes
- Battery powered Battery Charger
- Seatbelts for Motorbikes
- Hand powered Chainsaw
- Inflatable Dartboard
- Silent Alarm Clock
- A Pedal powered wheelchair
- Braille Drivers Manual
- Double sided playing cards
- Ejector seats for Helicopters
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Author Unknown
A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now. Author Unknown
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. Rita Mae Brown
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” Robert Brault
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Sir Winston Churchill
Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. Author Unknown
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. Jack Handey
How do the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves the porch light on? Tom Waits, “Mr Siegal,” Heartattack and Vine
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply couldn’t stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully. The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs’ togetherness, which included one part sodium. It seems the little green frogs needed some monosodium glue to mate.
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Okay, this hanky is very nearly clean. I’m going to dab you. You may blow.”Answer: Two Weeks Notice! Lucy Kelson (played by Sandra Bullock) is attorney to the very wealthy, very powerful businessman George Wade (Hugh Grant). He treats her more like a nanny than an attorney, which is more then Lucy can handle, and she gives her two weeks notice. This quote is said by George during the divorce hearing with his wife. His wife gets angry and throws water in Lucy’s face.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law in law school.”
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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “She make it hard to copy, Always tight, never sloppy, And got an entourage, And her own paparazzi” Answer: These lyrics are from the song “Cyclone” by Baby Bash (ft. T-Pain). This song was number ten on the iTunes Top Songs list.
Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Paint you my soul, scarred and alone”
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This is considered by some to be the ultimate tool. With its waterproof properties, it was quickly adopted for a specific military application when originally introduced. The US Government also has recommended that all homes have it available. Along with its waterproof properties, it is known for its superior bonding, is heat resistant, and is extremely strong. It is easy to use with no training required, and is widely available in various sizes and colors. NASA thinks so highly of this, it is included on every flight that leaves the launch pad. No home, military unit, or spacecraft should be without it. ANSWER:Duct Tape.Remember the Dept of Homeland Security warning to purchase duct tape and plastic to help against biological or chemical attacks. And yes, NASA does send up duct tape with every flight. It was useful in the famous troubled Apollo 13 mission, and was credited in part with saving the lives of those astronauts.
1. Firecracker/Misconstruing
2. Blockbuster/Doohickey
3. Shunting/Bespeckled
4. Proliferation/Climbable
5. Heartstrings/Consciences
The World According to the Eucman! 