WELCOME to Friday, November 4, 2011.  11 Things I Learned From Action Movies…..
1. My arch-enemy will bear an uncanny resemblance in age and bearing to my father, and he will make it clear that he has gained a deep respect for me before I kill him with my bare hands.

2. When I shoot people, they will die quickly and cleanly, and I will never be arrested or troubled by their widowed wife and children. When people shoot me, however, I will at most receive a ‘flesh wound,’ which will be tended to by a beautiful woman.

3. Nuclear weapons will never go off because something will always happen about three seconds before one does to stop it from exploding.

4. If an aged scientist is involved in any way, he will have a beautiful daughter who will gaze at me adoringly.

5. If royalty is involved, it will include a beautiful princess who will gaze at me adoringly.

6. If I have a kid partner, he will be tightly-muscled, clean-cut, and gaze at me adoringly.

7. If I am asked to compete against a world champion at any sport or game of any type, I will win. This will infuriate my opponent, who will then try to kill me.

8. If my opponent has a side-kick or henchman, he will never have a sensible name like ‘Rick,’ or ‘Steve.’

9. Beautiful women will frequently furrow their brows with concern and ask, “When’s the last time you got any sleep?” They will never ask when I last bathed or used the toilet, although I apparently never do those things either.

10. The aliens will always be overpowered by the humans in the end though their fighting may result in a lot of casualties and destruction.

11. If everyone in a team dies, it’s the last man’s job to win the fight against his enemy.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Rams weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In Michigan, a man was too drunk to drive, so he had his 9-year-old daughter drive their van for him. Yeah. As he was being arrested, he told the girl, ‘I’m going to need a lawyer. Go get your little brother.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Plans are under way in England to build a laser they say is powerful enough to tear apart the fabric of space. Well, what could go wrong there?” -Jay Leno

“The world was supposed to end Friday. I don’t think it did. This is reported to be the 12th time Camping has predicted the end of the world, the first time being in 1978. Not only is he bad at predicting things but he’s kind of a bummer to hang out with.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

A group of foreign dignitaries are visiting Israel. At the end of the tour, they are taken to see the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. They look at the tomb and read the following inscription: ABRAHAM SCHWARTZ BORN 5694 DIED 5733 A GOOD MAN AND A GREAT FURRIER.  The visitors are incredulous. They ask the guide, “How can this be an unknown soldier if the grave has his name?”  Their host responds, “Sure, as a soldier he was unknown, but as a furrier — he was the best!”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Life’s not fair is it? You see, I…well I shall never be king. And you… shall never see the light of another day. Adieu!” Answer: The Lion King! Scar, voiced by Jeremy Irons, speaks this line as he is about to eat the mouse which he caught at the beginning of the movie. Fortunately for the mouse, Zazu shows up and distracts Scar, causing him to drop the mouse. This movie, which came out in 1994, is one of the few animated films that has it all: a great dramatic story line, very funny and likeable characters and great songs throughout.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Listen, I don’t want to be a sore loser, but when it’s done, if I’m dead, kill him.”

TODAY’S MOVIE DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. CHAUNCEY STRAYHORN! WAY2GOCHANUCEY!

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Couldn’t hide the emptiness, you let it show” Answer: Lithium

“Lithium” is from Evanescence’s 2006 CD, “The Open Door”. This band is made up of Amy Lee as vocals, piano, and keyboard, Terry Balsamo as guitar, Will Hunt as drums, Tim McCoy as bass guitar, and Troy McLawhorn as guitar. Did you know that Evanescence’s debut album “Fallen” went six times platinum?

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Who said that I wasn’t right?”

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