WELCOME to Monday, November 7, 2011.  No-Frills Airline……….
You’ll Know It’s a No-Frills Airline If:

1. They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.
2. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
3. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
4. If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
5. You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
6. Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
7. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
8. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
9. The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
10. You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, “Just once.”
11. No movie. Don’t need one.
12. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
13. You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off the plane.
14. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! ___________________________________________________________________________________________

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. Author unknown, from an editorial in New York Tribune, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren

Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing. Ken Kesey

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Author Unknown

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. Author Unknown

Seven days without laughter makes one weak. Mort Walker

A laugh is a smile that bursts. Mary H. Waldrip

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. Victor Hugo

[L]aughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. Hugh Sidey

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. Josh Billings

Carry laughter with you wherever you go. Hugh Sidey

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

There was this nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother Superior. One day she comes up with an idea: since the abbey was always cold, she decided to cut some wood and build a fire in the fireplace to heat the place up. She spent all day chopping, hauling and stacking wood. Subsequently, she wound up shredding the sleeves of her habit. Later that night, as the other nuns came into the rectory, they were delighted to find the place warm and cozy, with a big fire roaring in the fireplace. Then Mother Superior comes in and yells, “Sister Mary! Go fix your torn habit this instant!”

Sister Mary, crying, asks, “But Mother Superior, aren’t you happy that the abbey is warm?” To which the Mother Superior replies, “Yes, but when you ax, then ye shall re-sleeve.”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Listen, I don’t want to be a sore loser, but when it’s done, if I’m dead, kill him.”Answer: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. A 1969 movie, very loosely based (the story is mostly factual, but the dialogue, etc. is mostly fiction) on the story of two famous western outlaws. Butch (Paul Newman) says this to Sundance (Robert Redford) right before the knife fight with Harvey over control of their gang. A very funny scene where Butch kicks Harvey in the crotch right after he gets Harvey to say there are no rules in a knife fight.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Women weaken legs. Women weaken legs.”

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Who said that I wasn’t right?”Answer: Close Yet Far. This song is from CKY’s CD “Infiltrate*Destroy*Rebuild”, released in 2002. The band consists of Deron Miller on vocals, Chad Ginsburg on the guitar, Jess Margera on the drums, and Matt Deis on bass. Did you know Jess Margera is the brother of professional skater Bam Margera?

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “So many kids but I only see you, and I don’t think you notice me”?

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