WELCOME to Tuesday, November 8, 2011.  Internet Crime Heroes……. 

The Top 10 Superheroes Needed To Fight Cybercrime

1. Inspector Gadget
2. Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons
3. Captain America On Line
4. The Wonder Barbi Twins
5. The Silver Surfer
6. The XXX Men(they handle strictly cyber porn)
7. Up in the sky, wearing glasses, a big letter E on his chest and a “Nets”cape, its Bill Gates as GEEKMAN!!!
8. DBase Ventura
9. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby with the Mystery Machine( Jinkies, there goes another hacker!!)
10. Who else knows the web better than Spiderman???

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I have a strict policy. I will not and do not publicize unsubstantiated rumors about anyone � unless they’re very funny.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new survey found that 46 percent of doctors have used Google or Yahoo to diagnose their patients’ symptoms. Yeah, last time I got sick, my doctor was like, ‘I’m sorry to tell you this, but you have ‘Server Not Responding.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Los Angeles woman claims she has Justin Bieber’s love child. The woman will have to take a paternity test, then everyone will know once and for all who the real father is: Arnold Schwarzenegger.” -Craig Ferguson

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Women weaken legs. Women weaken legs.”Answer: A Christmas Story.  The very funny story of Ralphie and his quest to get a BB gun for Christmas, despite warnings from almost everyone “you’ll shoot your eye out”. This particular quote comes when Ralphie says “Oh…”while trying to help his father change a flat tire, and accidentally spills all of the lug nuts in the snow. This movie is full of very funny scenes, like one of Ralphie’s friends sticking his tongue to a flag pole, and getting it stuck there, during recess at school in the winter.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Only I didn’t say ‘fudge’. I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words – the ‘F-dash-dash-dash’ word.”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “So many kids but I only see you, and I don’t think you notice me”? Answer: Pretty In Punk. This song is from Fall Out Boy’s first CD “Fall Out Boy’s Evening Out With Your Girl”. Did you know that Fall Out Boy didn’t have a name for their band until one night when they asked a crowd that they were playing for what their name should be? Someone yelled out Fall Out Boy and it stuck.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “No matter how hard I try, you’re never satisfied”?

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Monday’s Quizzler is….