WELCOME to Thursday, November 10, 2011. Ponderings….. 

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a Wonderful Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they’ll stop making it tomorrow; if it’s all three, they stopped making it yesterday. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. Murphy’s Law

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck

I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Author Unknown

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. Franklin P. Jones

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the church. Well Bill went out bough some paint and started painting the church. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected so the added some thinner to the paint, well it is still covered but not as well as it did at first. Well he still was using more paint than he wanted to use so he added still more thinner to the paint. Well the paint was too thin cover well but Bill still kept on painting. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed, “Repaint and thin no more”

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn’t any propeller, it wasn’t any coral reef, and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper!” Answer: Jaws. 1975. Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss) says this quote to Sheriff Brody after examining the remains of the body found on shore. The end of this quote is “It was a shark!” This movie is a lot like “Rocky” in the sense that they are terrific movies that are probably underrated today because of the many sequels, most of them very bad, that followed each of them.

Thusdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most depraved act of theater known to man, one being your average Friday night run through at the Lomax household, I’d say not to be a modest, Maryann and I got it on at about seven.”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’m tired of living in the dark”  Answer: Away From The Sun

This song came from the band’s 2002 album “Away From The Sun”. This band is made up of Brad Arnold for vocals, Matt Roberts on guitar, Chris Henderson on rhythm guitar, Todd Harrell as bass, and Greg Upchurch as drums. Did you know that this band formed in Escatawpa, Mississippi, in 1994?

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “It took too long for you to call back and normally I would just forget that, except for the fact that it was my birthday!

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