WELCOME to Monday, November 14, 2011. Life……

I had the most amazing weekend! After living the life of a single man, my oldest son got married Saturday! I was studing him throughout all of the events and at one point I saw his knees buckle just a bit.  The look on his face seemed for one single minute to scream “RUN”. But he held his ground and stayed the course. It’s amazing to watch this man whose diapers I used to change as he begins to start his family! A lot of his friends that he grew up with were there as well, his rat pack of little boys who had also become men. I remember them as they were, little people who terrorized everthing in my back yard. One year they even killed the patio table, shattered it into a thousand pieces, I remember hearing it’s death scream and running outside only to find my the boys standing stiff at attention having already rehearshed their lines…I don’t know nothing, I didn’t see anthing and I didn’t hear anything! Life with it’s ups and downs, is incredibly funny and will bring tears to your eyes as you live and learn.  By the way I never did find out who broke that patio table, but I’ll take the little boys who have grown up into men that I can be proud of instead, that’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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QUOTES OF THE DAY….

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.  George Bernard Shaw

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin Nealon

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” Claude Pepper

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

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G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on her ocean cruise. She booked passage on a cruise liner – first class all the way… The cruise started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties every night. But Penny was a cautious girl, so she never drank, but just danced the night away.  One night, after they had been at sea for a week, Penny was walking back to her cabin, when the heel on her left shoe broke throwing her off balance. If that wasn’t enough, the ship chose that moment to tilt to the left. As a result, Penny was thrown overboard. A hue and a cry were immediately raised, and after about five minutes they found Penny. Hauling her aboard, the ship’s crew realized that it was too late, poor Penny was dead.   Normally, they would have done a burial at sea, but as I said before, Penny was a very conscientious girl, and had written a will. In it, she specified that she wished for her body to be cremated, and kept in a jar on her parent’s fireplace mantel. Her wishes were fulfilled, which just goes to show you that a Penny saved is a Penny urned

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “In case your aim is any better than your judgment.” Answer: The Last of the Mohicans. Spoken by Daniel Day-Lewis (Hawkeye) to Steven Waddington (Maj. Duncan Heyward) just after the first battle between the three warriors (Uncas, Chingachgook, and Hawkeye) and the Huron leader, Magua. As the battles nears its end, Maj. Heyward takes aim at the three men who just saved his life.

Modays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “It’s so stimulating being your hat.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Paper bags and plastic hearts, all are belongings in shopping carts…”  Answer: bags. These lyrics are from the song “The Great Escape” by Boys Like Girls.

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Excuse me miss lady, how ya doin’, your body lookin’ right, you’re type I like and, I’m pursuin’.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Quizzler is……