WELCOME to Wednesday, November 30, 2011. TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS…… 

Statement: “I’m a Romantic.” True Meaning: “I’m poor.” 

Statement: “You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.” True Meaning: “You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.” 

Statement: “I really want to get to know you better.” True Meaning: “So I can tell my friends about it.”

Statement: “I had a wonderful time last night.” True Meaning: “Who are you?”

Statement: “Do you love me?” True Meaning: “I’ve done something stupid and you might find out.”

Statement: “How much do you love me?” True Meaning: “I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on their way to tell you by now.”

Statement: “I’ve been thinking a lot.” True Meaning: “You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.”

Statement: “I’ve learned a lot from you.” True Meaning: “Next!!!!”

Statement: “I’m on a long distance call, can you call me later?” True Meaning: “I gotta turn on my answering machine.” 

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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QUOTES OF THE DAY….

“A friend is a gift you give yourself.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
“We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.” – Sir Winston Churchill
“Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.” – Jeanne Moreau

“Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations.

Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order: An empty cup.” -Jimmy Fallon

“If women have excessive belly fat and a muffin-top, it can be fatal. Especially if you mention it to her.” -Jay Leno
“A woman in California is being studied because she says she remembers everything from

the last 12 years. And I’m thinking, ‘Wait a minute � isn’t that every woman?'” -Dave Letterman

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G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer and a motor from me. “Thanks,” he said as he loaded them up. “I’m planning to resell them.” Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he’d sold everything. “How did you manage that?” I marveled. “I took out an ad: ‘Heavy-duty boat trailer with free boat.’ When the buyer came to get it, I asked if he had a motor. He said no. I told him I happened to have one in my garage. Bought that, too.” _________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “You wanna fight, then you fight me you ugly, smelly-breath suka.” “Or how ’bout you? String bean, Rick James-lookin’ fool?” Answer: Berry Gordy’s: The Last Dragon. Spoken by Glen Eaton in his only big performance. When the man being spoken to, character name Sho-nuff (Julius Carry) enters the dojo to pick a fight with the sensei (Taimak), Eaton draws the aggression his way.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law in law school.”
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Faded pictures on the wall, It’s like they talkin’ to me. Disconnectin’ your call.” Answer: These lyrics are from the song “Disturbia” by Rihanna. This song topped #5 on the iTunes’ “Top Songs” list in June 2008. Did you know that Chris Brown was one out of the three writers who wrote this song?

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “You’re vain, your game, you’re insecure You love me, you like her.”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….