Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday April 4, 2012.  Bizarre April Holidays…..
April 1 is One Cent Day April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is Tweed Day and Don’t Go To Work Unless It’s Fun Day April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day April 5 is Go For Broke Day April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day April 7 is No Housework Day April 8 is All Is Ours Day April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day April 10 is Golfers Day April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day April 14 is National Pecan Day April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day April 17 is National Cheeseball Day April 18 is International Jugglers Day April 19 is Garlic Day April 20 is Look Alike Day April 21 is Kindergarten Day April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day April 27 is Tell A Story Day April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day April 30 is National Honesty Day
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it!
Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you  do, don’t forget to
LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.” – Isaac Asimov

“Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” – Maya Angelou

“I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.” – John D. Rockefeller

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

On my 40th birthday I waltzed out of my bedroom dressed in an old outfit I dug out of
the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe
is ten years old,” I said to my husband, hoping he’d take the hint and buy me some clothes
as a present. “Or,” he offered instead, “it means when you were 30 you had
the body of a 40-year-old.”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
‘I don’t smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn’t even dream of looking  at another woman with lust…
between the three of us, we’re practically Jesus.’ Answer:The Big Kahuna. Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito,
and Peter Facinelli  star as salesmen.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
‘In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.’ __________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Using the grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central V and no letter
can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper nouns are not allowed, however,
plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word. O E R D V B R A O Genius: 28 words. Excellent: 20 words. Good: 16 words. Average: 12 words.
Answer. above, adverb, ave, aver,  brave, braved, braver, bravo, bravoed, deva, dove, drove, drover, ova, over,
OVERBOARD, OVERBROAD, overdo, rave, raved, raver, rev, rove, roved, rover, var, verb, voe.

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….

This is a phrase some people can say every day.
The thing you see with + The 12th letter of the alphabet + A white pigeon – The 4th letter of the alphabet + A
female sheep + A word meaning $1,000 + A thing used to clean floors – The 16th letter of the alphabet.
What is this phrase?

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