WELCOME to Thursday April 5, 2012. Tendjewberrymud…..
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review…
Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees”
Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service”
RS: “Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”
G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
RS: “Ow July den?”
G: “What??”
RS: “Ow July den?…pry, boy, pooch?”
G: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS: “Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”
G: “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An San tos?”
G: “What?”
RS:”San tos. July San tos?”
G: “I don’t think so”
RS: “No? Judo one toes??”
G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo one toes ‘means.”
RS: “Toes! toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?”
G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RS: “We bother?”
G: “No..just put the bother on the side.”
RS: “Wad?” G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
RS: “Copy?”
G: “Sorry?”
RS: “Copy…tea…mill?”
G: “Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
RS: “One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??”
G: “Whatever you say”
RS: “Tendjewberrymud”
G: “You’re welcome”
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Thursday
people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to
LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“This week a man wearing a Batman costume was pulled over while
driving a Lamborghini. I think the real story here is that a grown man
who owns a Batman costume can actually afford a Lamborghini.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers
than drunk people. Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when
you’re driving at 11 miles an hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“Today Lindsay Lohan’s judge switched her from formal probation to
informal probation for her shoplifting arrest. Informal probation is similar
to formal probation but you can wear flip-flops.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An anthropologist shows off his priceless trove of treasure to his saintly grandmother.
“What’s that?” she asks, pointing to an oddly shaped item. “Uh…” stammers the
anthropologist, “it’s a phallic symbol.” “Oh,” says his grandmother, nodding her head.
“That’s good, ’cause I hate to tell you what it looks like.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
“In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.’ Answer:The Godfather. Said by Sonny Carleone.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
‘Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are
the sucker.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
This is a phrase some people can say every day. The thing you see with + The 12th letter of the alphabet + A white pigeon – The 4th letter of the alphabet + A female sheep + A word meaning $1,000 + A thing used to clean floors – The 16th letter of the alphabet. What is this phrase?
Answer. I love you Grandma. Explanation: The thing you see with = EYE (pronounced “I”) + The 12th letter of the alphabet = L + A white pigeon = Dove – The 4th letter of the alphabet = D + A female sheep = EWE (pronounced You) + A word meaning $1,000 = Grand + A thing used to clean floors = Mop ( the o has a short vowel sounding like “ah”) – The 16th letter of the alphabet = P Eye (I) + L + Dove-D (ove) + EWE (You) + Grand + Mop-P (pronounced Ma) I + L + ove + You + Grand + Ma = I Love You Grandma
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Each of the following clues describes two words. One of the words is a type of fruit. The other word is that fruit with one of the following changes: a letter added anywhere (apple applet), a letter deleted anywhere (orange range), or a letter changed anywhere (cheery cherry). There is no rearrangement of the other letters. No fruit is used more than once.
1) This is a devilish fruit. 2) This is a crippled fruit. 3) This is a happy fruit. 4) This is a criminal fruit. 5) This is a large fruit. 6) This is a tardy fruit. 7) This is a sullen fruit. 8) This is an up-to-date fruit. 9) This is a handkerchief worn by a fruit. 10) This is a popular dance among fruit. 11) This is a complaint by a fruit. 12) This is a weapon used by a fruit.
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