WELCOME to Monday May 21, 2012. Think about it!

* Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

* Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.

* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

* When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you’re in a public restroom.

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

* The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.

* Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

* Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

* A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.

* The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.

* Money isn’t everything….there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Shakespeare is inaccurate. When I read ‘Hamlet,’ I was disappointed it
wasn’t about a little ham.” -Craig Ferguson

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting
drunk off of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of
alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

“Police in California just burned 34,000 marijuana plants that were growing
in a state park. The police were very angry about finding all that weed until
the wind changed direction.” -Jimmy Fallon

 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body. “Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier,” said my father. He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. “I didn’t get any beer,” one said. “Did you?”
“You heard the chaplain,” the other replied. “It was just for the family.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “…you’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path I cannot follow!”

Answer: Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. The third episode (chronologically) in the “Star Wars” saga, this movie followed Anakin Skywalker’s inevitable descent into the Dark Side and his transformation into Darth Vader after a battle against Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor). Padme, played by Natalie Portman, said this line to Anakin when she discovered that he had changed and been swayed by Palpatine’s darkness.
Maybe he wouldn’t have taken it hard if she kept quiet; maybe she shouldn’t have said anything.

After this confrontation, Padme gave birth to their two children, Luke and Leia, and passed away (possibly because of complications and possibly because of a lack of motivation). When Anakin became Darth Vader and asked for Padme, the dark lord replied: “It seems in your anger, you killed her.”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “What’s the point? They’re all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act, who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It’s insulting.”

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you unscramble the countries in Part 1 and match them with the appropriate fact about them in Part 2? And your answer is?

Part 1

1. HCAIN

2. GRIINAE 3. PAJNA 4. SUKTROOAEH 5. MIKUDITDNENGO 6. HUFAIORSACT 7. MNAAORI
Part 2

1. This is the world’s most populous country.

2. The capital of this country is Abuja.

3. This is the only country to ever suffer an attack with atomic weapons.

4. The capital of this country is Seoul.

5. This country is a great industrial power despite the fact that it must import many resources.

6. The capital of this country is Pretoria.

7. Dracula’s home, Transylvania, is in this country.

ANSWER: 1. China: This is the world’s most populous country.

2. Nigeria: The capital of this country is Abuja.

3. Japan: This is the only country to ever suffer an attack with atomic weapons.

4. South Korea: The capital of this city is Seoul.

5. United Kingdom: This country is a great industrial power despite the fact that it must import many resources.

6. South Africa: The capital of this country is Pretoria.

7. Romania: Dracula’s home, Transylvania, is in this country.
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN

Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

1. GRAND – _________ – OUT

2. QUARTER – ___________ – MIND

3. HAIR – _______________ – FIRE

 

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