WELCOME to Tuesday June 5, 2012. Ponderings…….
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The pen is mightier than the sword — if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Call me insane one more time and I’ll eat your other eye!
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can’t it get us out?
The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“My girlfriend and I are talking about getting married. She keeps
asking me if I can support her, but she knows I can…
she’s always on my back.” –Scott Wood
“A new study found that heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers,
but the ways they die are a lot more embarrassing.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company in Britain has created a car that can be powered by human
waste. It’s cool, but it gets a little uncomfortable when your buddy
asks you to ‘chip in’ for gas.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Back in the days of the Roman Empire, the famous Emperor Nero instituted a new game. The players would take those little disks you set your glass on in order to protect the furniture, and see who could get the most distance rolling them across the floor. They were the first roller coasters. Back in those days, the disks were made of iron, and they would bet on whose disk would roll the farthest. They called them ferrous wheels.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “This car just winked at me”.
Answer: Herbie: Fully Loaded! Herbie, who first appeared in “The Love Bug” (1968) is a Volkswagen Beetle that basically has a mind of his own and the ability to do a range of things, including driving himself. In this movie Herbie tricks Maggie (Lindsay Lohan) into racing him against a NASCAR champion, played by Matt Dillon; a race which Herbie wins narrowly. This in turn leads to Maggie looking to return to racing after having been involved in a street racing accident. There were a number of cameo appearances by NASCAR drivers in this film, including Tony Stewart, Mark Martin, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Jimmie Johnson and the aforementioned Jeff Gordon. The quote above does not play a major role in the movie, apart from delivering a moment of comedy; Gordon is speaking to fellow driver Jimmie Johnson who looks at him with a wry smile and inquires if he (Gordon) is okay and whether the pressure is getting to him.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m feeling very Olympic today, how about you?”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Fill in the answers to the clues by using all the syllables. The number to be used is in parentheses.
BOG BRA DO EX GAN GNA LA MEN MENT NA NA O PERT SA TO TOR TOUR VO
1. Baked pasta dish (3)
2. Forewarning (2)
3. Long sled (3)
4. Well done! (2)
5. Master (2)
6. Athletic competition (3)
7. Twister (3)
ANSWER: 1. Lasagna (la sa gna), 2. Omen (o men), 3. Toboggan (to bog gan), 4. Bravo (bra vo)
5. Expert (ex pert), 6. Tournament (tour na ment), 7. Tornado (tor na do)
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
I have been called a savage, a chief and oft times a leader.
Some have called me the embodiment of courage, although to a Crook I did surrender.
Where I was born, there were no enclosures.
In the end, to bring me down, it took 5000 soldiers.
As the “terror of the country”, I had a reputation of cruelty and cunning.
My tactics consisted of hitting and then running.
Many movies and stories of me were made.
The memories of me, the most famous of my people, will never fade.
People have spoken ill of me so many times it would give your throat a lump.
Yet sometimes, my name is the last word said when people make a big jump.
Now it’s time to give it a try.
Do you know my name; who am I?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING MONDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY!
GREAT JOB BANKS!
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