WELCOME to Wednesday June 6, 2012.
Top 10 reasons men were dumped, according to What Went Wrong
1. There’s someone else
2. Our dietary habits differ too much
3. Too high maintenance
4. Too short
5. You don’t earn enough money for the lifestyle I want to have
6. You don’t make me feel attractive
7. Lack of punctuality
8. Lack of attraction
9. Too much fighting
10. I don’t feel like I‘m a priority
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Hey, I heard that 7-Eleven is now selling potato chips that taste like hot dogs.
Seriously? I’m still waiting for 7-Eleven to sell hot dogs that taste like hot dogs.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Big movie opening this weekend, “Snow White and the Huntsman.” The evil
queen banishes Snow White because of her beauty, but the dwarves help her
because they’re smitten by that very beauty. It teaches kids an important
lesson: Nothing matters except for your looks.” -Craig Ferguson
“A new version of the Bible is being published that is gender-neutral. For
instance, the books of ‘Mark, Luke, and John’ are now the
books of ‘Kris, Jean, and Terry.'” –Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A group of tourists were watching the re-enactment of an ancient Egyptian
religious ritual. One turned to a nearby local, pointed to the statue that was
being praised and asked, “Pardon me, but what was the name of that god supposed to be?”
“Why do you ask?” the man replied. The tourist shrugged. “Just idol curiosity, I guess.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m feeling very Olympic today, how about you?”
Answer: Cool Runnings! It’s the first day of racing for Olympic bob sled competition and, after overcoming so many obstacles, including an overturned disqualification, Jamaican team member Sanka Coffie is so excited he wants the world to know. Unfortunately he’s in the midst of the Russian team at the time, who have no idea what he’s talking about and look at him as if though he’s a little bit weird. The film stars John Candy as a disgraced former bob-sledder who agrees to coach four young men as Jamaica’s first ever bob-sled team. Three of the team members, played by Leon Robinson, Malik Yoba, and Rawle D. Lewis, are motivated by their failure to gain a place in their country’s 100 metre sprint team for the 1988 Summer Olympics. Distributed by Disney Pictures Limited the film was made on a budget of $14 million dollars and took in excess of $150 million at the box office.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I am a British Citizen, I have nothing to fear!
[Gunshot goes off in background] … except bullets.”,
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I have been called a savage, a chief and oft times a leader.
Some have called me the embodiment of courage, although to a Crook I did surrender.
Where I was born, there were no enclosures.
In the end, to bring me down, it took 5000 soldiers.
As the “terror of the country”, I had a reputation of cruelty and cunning.
My tactics consisted of hitting and then running.
Many movies and stories of me were made.
The memories of me, the most famous of my people, will never fade.
People have spoken ill of me so many times it would give your throat a lump.
Yet sometimes, my name is the last word said when people make a big jump.
Now it’s time to give it a try.
Do you know my name; who am I?
ANSWER: My name, in case you still don’t know. Is simply one word, Geronimo. Geronimo was quoted to have said, “Where I was born, there were no enclosures”. Autobiographers have stated it took more than 5000 soldiers and 500 scouts to capture Geronimo the last time and often referred to him as “the terror of the country”. In 1883, Geronimo surrendered to General George Crook.
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
The following word pairs are anagrams which can be combined to form the name of an animal or insect.Try to figure it out.
1.Log, Rail
2.Lone, Tape
3.Cot, Soup
4.Moral, Dial
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING TUESDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY!
GREAT JOB LADIES!
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