WELCOME to Wednesday August 8, 2012.
Reasons to stay at work all night………

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.

2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to “chrysanthemum”.

3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.

4. Sneaking in the boss’s desk could land you an unexpected promotion.

5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out “what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art”.

6. Go into the other gender’s bathroom without fear of being caught.

7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.

8. Leave prank messages on the CEO’s voice mail.

9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.

10. Elevator surfing!

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.”
– Evan Esar

“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.”
– H. L. Mencken

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something much more special.” The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. “This one’s $40,000.” The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man said, “I’ll take it!” The jeweler asked how payment would be made, and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday to verify funds. I’ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.” Monday morning, the jeweler called the old man saying, “There’s no money in that account!” The old man said, “I know, but let me tell you about my weekend!”

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? A: “It WAS the boogeyman, wasn’t it?” B: “As a matter of fact…it was.”

Answer: Halloween! Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Dr. Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasence) have this exchange after Loomis has seemingly killed escaped mental patient Michael Myers (who has spent most of the movie killing multiple teenagers all over town) by means of five or six very large bullets. Of course, Myers is anything but dead…but that’s a matter for the sequel(s).

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see, and they’ll know, and they’ll say…’Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly!'”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does each word in each group have in common?

Group A
A baby, A cow, A shoe

Group B
A duck, A restaurant goer, Congress

Group C
A river, A cave, A face

The answers are: Group A- a tongue Group B- a bill Group C- a mouth

 

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
In the four sentences below, are two blanks. You must fill them in with words that are either anagrams, synonyms, Antonyms, or Homonyms. You can only use each of these one time each sentence. Can you figure out each word?

1. The _____ words were visible in the _____.

2. We have been _____, _____ times already.

3. The _____ was only to slay the dragon during the _____.

4. He would always _____ off his _____ when he stepped through the door.

 

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