don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, 

and for the same reason.” – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

 

”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” – Unknown

 

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

 

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde

 

“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” – Unknown

 

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” – Albert Einstein

 

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown

 

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” – Bill McGlashen

 

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe

 

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets” – Al McGuire

 

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Patient: “Doctor, something is wrong! I’m shrinking!” Doctor: “Now, now – you’ll have to be a little patient!” 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Nice move! Always leaving the water running. Now we know each and every house that you’ve hit.””You know, we’ve been looking for you guys for a long time.” “Yeah? Well remember, we’re the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E…” “Shut up!” 

 

Answer: Home Alone! In this scene (at the end of the movie) Chicago police have arrested burglars Harry (Joe Pesci) and Marv (Daniel Stern), and are about to put them in the back seat of a squad car. Officer 1 says line one, Officer 2 says line two, Marv says line three, and Harry, who thought leaving the water running at houses they burglarized was a dumb idea, angrily kicks Marv and shouts line four. “Home Alone” tells the story of eight-year-old Kevin McAllister (Macaulay Culkin), whose large family accidentally leaves him behind when it rushes to the airport to go to France for their Christmas vacation (the evening before they left, Kevin had been sent to the attic for misbehaving). Kevin prepares to spend Christmas alone, but becomes aware of two house burglars casing his neighborhood.

 

In the 1991 Academy Awards “Home Alone” was nominated for two Oscars but didn’t win either. In the scene where Kevin escapes the clutches of Marv and flees to the attic, he places the loose tarantula spider belonging to his brother Buzz on Marv’s face. Although tarantulas are basically harmless to humans, they look fearsome and scary (and as a result are often used in movie scenes such as on the back of Indiana Jones in the opening sequence of “Raiders of the Lost Ark”). Actor Daniel Stern consented to having the tarantula put on his face for only one take! In order not to scare the spider, his scream was silent during filming. The noisy scream was dubbed in later. 

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “You’re tearing me apart!” “What?” “You, you say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!” “That’s a fine way to behave!” “Well, you know who he takes after.”

 

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

 

1) overweight dam builder & symptom of a sick flying mammal

2) bottom of the ocean & an insect-bitten dog has this

3) a cooking utensil & a nosy admirer

4) the person in charge of clocks and watches & the result of exposing silent actors to the sun

 

ANSWER: 1) fat beaver & bat fever

2) sea floor & flea sore

3) frying pan & prying fan

4) man of the times & tan of the mimes  

 

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….

Can you identify these movies?

9 = M

8 = C N

7 = D I M

6 = D O S

5 = P Y M I H

 

 

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