WELCOME to Tuesday September 11, 2012. Actual Questions for the Librarian…
“I’m looking for a book.” 
“Do you have books here?”
“Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?”
“Do you have a list of all the books I’ve ever read?”
“I’m looking for Robert James Waller’s book, ‘Waltzing through Grand Rapids.” (the actual title is “Slow Waltz In Cedar Bend.”)
“Where is the reference desk?” (asked of a worker sitting at a desk, over which was a sign saying ‘REFERENCE DESK’)
“Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?”
“Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdryer?”
“I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95. Do you know which one it is?”
“I need a color photograph of George Washington.” (other individuals asked for by other patrons: Christopher Columbus, King Arthur, Moses, Socrates, and more)
“Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?”
“I’m looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I’m having trouble with it in my neck.”
“Is the basement upstairs?” 
“I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months.”
“I got a quote from a book I turned in last week but I forgot to write down the author and title. It’s big and red, and I found it on the top shelf. Can you find it for me?
“Do you have anything good to read?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new study found that students who use Facebook while studying have
20 percent lower grades than students who focus. When kids who use
Facebook heard that they were like, ’20 percent? Big deal.
What’s that, like 10 percent?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math.
Experts say we should have seen this coming,
but nobody could put 2 and 2 together.” -Jay Leno
“English farmers are feeding their cattle healthier food to reduce the
amount of gas they produce. Farmers also say they won’t fall for the old
‘pull my hoof’ trick.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed into a drum, and a dozen names are pulled. During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked potential Juror No. 1 if there was any reason he could not be a fair and impartial juror. “There may be,” he replied. “Juror No. 12 is my ex-wife, and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on anything.” Both were excused.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re tearing me apart!” “What?” “You, you say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!” “That’s a fine way to behave!” “Well, you know who he takes after.”
Answer: Rebel Without a Cause! In this scene rebellious and troubled teenager Jim Stark (James Dean) is trying to explain to his parents why they are the cause of much of his inner turmoil. Both his parents are present in this scene, but his father (Jim Backus) says nothing. Jim cries line one in anguish and his surprised mother (Ann Doran) says line two. Jim explains with line three and his annoyed mother says line four. Jim’s grandmother adds line five. In one telling scene Jim tells a police court psychiatrist (Edward Platt) how his domineering mother and his paternal grandmother make “mush” out of his father. In another telling scene, his father is wearing a frilly apron while on his hands and knees, when Jim gently pulls him upright and says, “Dad… stand… don’t…”
In the 1958 Academy Awards “Rebel Without a Cause” was nominated for three Academy Awards, including Natalie Wood for Best Actress in a Supporting Role and Sal Mineo for Best Actor in a Supporting Role, but it didn’t win any. The three main young actors in this movie all died young: James Dean died in a car accident at age 24, Sal Mineo was stabbed to death in a robbery at age 37, and Natalie Wood drowned at age 43. The three movies James Dean starred in before his death were “East of Eden” (1955), “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955), and “Giant” (1956).
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Is that a desert country?” “No. A fat country. Fat people.” “You are not fat?”
“No. I’m different.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you identify these movies?
9 = M
8 = C N
7 = D I M
6 = D O S
5 = P Y M I H
ANSWER: Nine Months, Eight Crazy Nights, Seven Days in May, Six Degrees of Separation, Five People you Meet in Heaven
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Each group of words has one four letter prefix that fits in front of them to form another word or phrase. Can you figure out which word it is for each group?
1. Nail, man, out, ten
2. Sick, work, room, plate
3. Do, up, shift, believe
4. Range, shot, horn, bow
5. Back, baked, way, hour
6. Dress, band, ache, rest
7. Chair, jump, light, rise
8. Note, print, ball, step
9. Arm, fly, works, sale
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