WELCOME to Wednesday September 19, 2012.  The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

2. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”.

3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

4. Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body.

5. He…ummm..licks his tools clean.

6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

7. When you come to from being under the gas, he’s quick to insist that you wore

your pants backwards when you came into his office.

8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

10. Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he’ll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

 “When in doubt, tell the truth.” 

– Mark Twain 

 

“I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.” 

– Samuel Goldwyn 

 

“You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.” 

– Plato 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.  

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “Why me? Why did you pick me?” “You really don’t remember, do you? We didn’t pick you. You picked us. You volunteered. Right here. Even after you were warned.”   

Answer: The Bourne Ultimatum! In this scene (at the end of the movie) Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) finally confronts CIA operative Dr. Albert Hirsch (Albert Finney) about his amnesia and his being programmed as a heartless killer. Dr. Hirsch had been there from the beginning of the Treadstone project and would know the answers. Jason asks line one and Dr. Hirsch answers with line two. Jason then adds, “You said I’d be saving American lives….I was killing for you, for them.” Dr. Hirsch fully expects Jason to kill him, but Jason decides he’s not worth it and lets him go. Just like its predecessors, this movie has quite a few fast-paced and exciting action sequences and is fun to watch. This is the third theatrical movie based on the character developed by author Robert Ludlum.

 

In the 2008 Academy Awards “The Bourne Ultimatum” won three Oscars, but none of them were for the actors. The first movie in the series, “The Bourne Identity” (2002), won several minor awards, but no Oscars. The first sequel, “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004), also won several minor awards but no Oscars. 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Wendell Rohr. An overdue pleasure. Rankin Fitch. Nice suit.” “Excuse me, we’re cleaning up in here.” [bolts door] “Am I going to get beat up now, Mr. Rohr?” “What’d you do to my witness? Threaten his family? Write him a check?”

 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Unconditional love I provide

When you return I’ll be by your side

I’ll take care of you and you of me

For the rest of my life, friends we’ll be

When you feel sick, I’ll be your nurse

You’ll always feel better, never worse

Some of us will learn tricks

Others will smell mint for kicks

Some of us will play for fun

While your eyes become bright as sun

I’ll always care through thick and thin

And I’ll always consider you kin

Now you’ve heard what I would say 

If I could speak to you this way

What am I? 

 

ANSWER:A pet.   

 

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….

Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

 

1) Get a brown, cardboard box.

2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.

3) Paint the box orange.

4) Paint on purple spots.

5) Paint on turquoise stripes.

7) Turn it upside down.

8) Lie on your side.

 

What is missing from this sequence?

 

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