WELCOME to Thursday September 20, 2012.
Today I wanted to bring up the fact that there are a lot of horror film and movies out there. Vampire movies, people being possessed by spirits and such. However for a man the most scariest show that exists in the world today is SNAPPED! Oh my God! This is a show about women who just snap and kill their husbands. The voice-over guy is real mellow throughout the whole show discussing what, when, and where things happened! His voice is even mellow discussing how the crime was committed and why she did it! Almost in all of the cases everything was going smooth in the guys mind and then wham! The old dude is gone! People are married 10, 20, 30 years, wham! Eight ball into the corner pocket! As-ta la vista baby! You just got smoked! This show is terrifying simply because this stuff really happened! At the end you hear these woman in jail talking about how they don’t know what happened, they just snapped! Well I’ve been married for 31 years, I’ve got a healthy life insurance policy and I’m watching my wife really close. I’m making sure that my red and green kool-aide doesn’t taste anything like antifreeze! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
Unknown
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.
Peter De Vries
Life is cheap. It’s the accessories that kill you.
Unknown
Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.
Charles Prestwich Scott
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, “Hey, you just stole an electron from me!”
“Are you sure?” asks the second atom. To which the first atom replies, “Yeah, I’m positive!” 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Wendell Rohr. An overdue pleasure. Rankin Fitch. Nice suit.” “Excuse me, we’re cleaning up in here.” [bolts door] “Am I going to get beat up now, Mr. Rohr?” “What’d you do to my witness? Threaten his family? Write him a check?”
Answer: Runaway Jury! In this scene tort attorney Wendell Rohr (Dustin Hoffman) and jury consultant for the defense Rankin Fitch (Gene Hackman) have run into each other in a men’s room during a break in the jury trial they are both involved in. Fitch introduces himself with line one. Rohr says line two to a stranger attempting to enter the men’s room, and then bolts the door. Fitch (who knows Rohr doesn’t like him) jokingly says line three. Rohr (whose key witness has failed to appear) angrily says line four. “Runaway Jury” tells the story of a civil jury trial brought by the widow of a stock broker, killed by gunfire by a disgruntled day stock trader against Vicksburg Firearms, the manufacturer of the gun. Fitch demonstrates the art of shrewdly picking a jury by carefully analyzing each prospective juror’s traits, interests, previous actions, etc. and then using his peremptory challenges to excuse jurors he thinks may vote against him. One of the wonderful quotes from this movie is, “Gentlemen, trials are too important to be left up to juries.”
In the 2004 award season, “Runaway Jury” won three minor awards but no Oscars, although I thought it was pretty good. According to a Biography Channel program, Dustin Hoffman and Gene Hackman have known each other for more than 40 years and roomed together as young actors just starting out, but this was the first movie they appeared in together. They met in 1956 when both joined the Pasadena Playhouse in California. Their classmates saw them as outsiders and voted them “The Least Likely To Succeed”. Other novels written by John Grisham made into movies include “The Firm” (1993), “The Pelican Brief” (1993), “A Time to Kill (1996) and “The Rainmaker” (1997).
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Well, I see you’re smoking pot now. I think using psychotropic drugs is a very positive example to set for our daughter.” “You’re one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.
1) Get a brown, cardboard box.
2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
3) Paint the box orange.
4) Paint on purple spots.
5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
7) Turn it upside down.
8) Lie on your side.
What is missing from this sequence?
ANSWER: Step 6!
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Use the 26 letters of the alphabet to complete the ten words below, replacing each underscore with a letter. Each letter can only be used once.
1. _IRA_E
2. _ _RRO_
3. _OR_ _L_
4. _O_ _H
5. _R_T_ER
6. E_I_MA
7. _UIR_
8. _IN_E_
9. A_UR_
10. _ _TER
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