Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Thursday October 3, 2012.   Definitions…. 

 404 – Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message “404-URL Not Found,” meaning that the requested web page could not be located. Used as in: “Don’t bother asking him… he’s 404, man.”
 
Generica – Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions. Used as in: “We were so lost in Generica that I forgot what city we were in.”
 
Ohno-Second – That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you’ve just made a BIG mistake.
 
Percussive Maintenance – The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
 
Umfriend – A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship, as in “This is Dylan, my … um…friend.” 
 
Cube Farm – An office filled with cubicles.
 
Idea Hamsters – People who always seem to have their idea generators running. Mouse Potato – The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.
 
Prairie Dogging – When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on.
 
SITCOMs – What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for “Single Income, Two Children, And Oppressive Mortgage.”
 
Starter Marriage – A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
 
Stress Puppy – A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
 
Swiped Out – An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
 
Alpha Geek – The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
 
G.O.O.D. Job – A “Get-Out-Of-Debt” job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.
 
Yuppie Food Stamps – The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: “We owe $8 each, but all anybody’s got are yuppie food stamps.”
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, 
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain
 
“Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?” – Unknown
 
”If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.” – Sam Levenson
 
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Earl Wilson
 
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they 
will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
 
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.” – Will Rogers
 
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” – Steven Wright
 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere.” he pleaded to the last hotel manager, “Or just a bed — I don’t really care where. I’m completely exhausted”. “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and I’m sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”  “No problem,” the tired traveler assured him. “I’ll take it.” The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.  “Never better.” John said. The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?” “Nope. I shut him up in no time.” “How’d you manage that?” “He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room,” John said. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Good night, beautiful,’ and he sat up all night watching me.”   
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “My acorn is missing… Did you eat the acorn?…You owe me a new acorn”.
Answer: The Emperor’s New Groove! “The Emperor’s New Groove”(2000) is an animated Disney movie that tells the story of Emperor Kuzco who gets turned into a llama and must find his way back to the palace with the help of a villager. This quote was said by Kronk, at the very end of the movie when he was teaching “squirrel talk” to a group of scouts.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “No, we’re okay, now that we’re not murdered”.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
 Whose car might this plate be on?  M+M & LR 
ANSWER: Adam Sandler   add M’s and ler
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Find a short hidden message in the list of words below.
carrot fiasco nephew spring rabbit
sonata tailor bureau legacy corona
travel bikini object happen soften
picnic option waited effigy adverb
report accuse animal shriek esteem
oyster
 
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