WELCOME to Tuesday October 23, 2012.
Top Ten Ten Rules of Dieting
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
(This rule also applies to mixed drinks. Example: rum and diet coke)
When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if they eat more than you do.
When you eat with someone else, your calories don’t count if they eat more than you do.
Calories in food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count. Examples: hot chocolate, brandy and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
If you fatten everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
Movie related foods (Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because everyone knows that movies aren’t real.
When preparing food, things licked off spoons and knives have no calories. Examples: peanut butter on a knife when making a sandwich; ice cream on a spoon when making a sundae; cake frosting.
Broken cookie pieces contain no fat. It leaks out.
Foods that are the the same color have the same number of calories, Examples: Spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. (Note: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.)
Calories are a unit of heat. Therefore, frozen foods have no calories. Examples include ice cream, frozen pies and Popsicles.
Wild Card. Each dieter may add one rule that pertains to their particular, unique situation. For example: Pork Bar-B-Q has no fat or calories on all legal holidays in Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia.
Hey, that’s my story for my diet and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It is no secret that our economy is in the dumpster, because our economy
knows the dumpster is where you can sometimes find old muffins.” -Stephen Colbert
“Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon he can actually have several vice presidents.
Did you know that?” -Dave Letterman
“Hot dog pizza raises two important questions. Who came up with this monstrosity?
And how quickly can it be delivered to my house?” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I’m a notary public and have me certify personal documents.
One day, two Swedish men asked me to witness signatures on an automobile title. “I’m selling my car to this man,” one of them explained. “We came here because we heard you were notorious.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I can see it’s dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.”
Answer: Top Gun! LT. Pete “Maverick” Mitchell is the star in this high-flying adventure of the Navy’s top fighter pilots. This particular quote comes when Maverick is talking to Charlie and he is trying to get her interested in him. She, however, is his instructor and feels that it would be inappropriate to be in a relationship with him, to which he replies “I can see it’s dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I carried a watermelon”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you find the one word for each list that can be added to the end of each word in its list to create a new word, compound word, or phrase? round show throw grow out be in sub put shake get hoe
ANSWER: up side down upside-down!
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
The queen of death; she crawls on your stairs,
She’s always so lonely, no mate in her lair.
Her children, they leave home with such haste
For fear that their blood this new mother will taste.
On silken cord, her daughters await,
For men in their homes meet a similar fate.
Dark as new moon, her crimson belly tells time,
Her mate is passed on, he won’t tell of her crime.
If you see the black maiden, you must run in fear
One prick from her needles and pain is quite near.
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