WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 20th, 2026 Conflicting Proverbs Actions speak louder than words.The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap.He who hesitates is lost.… Read more “THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 29th, 2026 Funny Newspaper HeadlinesUnintentional puns are called double entendres and they occur everywhere. Graduate students atthe Columbia School of Journalism for years… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 8th, 2026 How I Met My Wifeby Jack Winter, the New Yorker, July 25, 1994(A Tale in Undone Orphan Negatives)It had been a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 8th, 2026 ParaprosdokiansSentences that Throw you a Curve.A man is incomplete until he marries. Then he is finished. There but for the grace of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 14th, 2026 New Meanings for Old WordsThis page starts a new category of language humor, New Meanings for Old Words.Work n. Where mommy… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 6th, 2026 MORE PUNAGRAPHY…..A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.Practice safe eating—always use condiments.A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 29th, 2026 Here’s The Story….Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.“I thought I was in love three times,” one friend says.“How so?”… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 30th, 2025 Here’s The Story….As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5th, 2025 Here’s The Story…..When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4th, 2025 Here’s The Story…..A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal, served… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
