WELCOME to Monday November 5, 2012. Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve ….
God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and
would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.
God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
As Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
When God finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, “I can do better than that.”
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself.
Let the day’s own trouble be sufficient for the day. Samuel Butler
I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in
front of my wife and daughter and say ‘Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.’
Samuel L. Jackson
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.
Christopher Morley
If we don’t make earnest moves toward real solutions, then each day we move one day closer to revolution and anarchy in this country. This is the sad, and yet potentially joyous, state of America.
Louis Farrakhan
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Middle age is when you go to the doctor and you realize you know have to pay someone to look at you naked. The good news about middle age is that the glass is still half-full… of course, the bad news is that it won’t be long before your teeth are floating in it. You know you are getting old when you go for a mammogram and you realize it is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless in film. Middle age brings the wisdom that life throws you curves… and that you’re now sitting on your biggest ones. It’s very hard to “get jiggy with it” in Middle age… jiggly, yes; jiggy, no.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “‘Greater good’? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”
Answer: The Incredibles! While the evil Syndrome is wreaking havoc throughout the city, Lucious (a.k.a. Frozone) and his wife, Honey, are at home getting ready to go out to dinner. When Lucious asks Honey where his super-suit is she tells him that she put it away and reminds him that she’s be planning this evening for a while. He tells her “You tell me where my suit is woman! We are talking about the greater good!” To which she replies “‘Greater good’? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Klaatu barada nikto”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
For this logic puzzle you have to determine the surnames of four people, their position in a cake-bake competition and what cake they baked.
The first names are: James, Ben, Vicky and Nigel
The surnames are: Jones, Stevens, Andrews and Best
Positions are: 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th
Cakes baked are: chocolate cake, cheese cake, fruit cake and sponge cake.
Clues:
1. James Best beat Vicky by two places.
2. Ben’s fruit cake beat Mrs. Stevens’ son, who came in 3rd.
3. The sponge cake, despite being a bit bland, got in the top three.
4. The judges obviously had a sweet tooth, as the chocolate cake came in 2nd place.
5. Jones’s mother cried as she watched her son take 1st prize.
What are the full names of the top four, what position did they come and what cake did they bake?
ANSWER: Ben Jones came in 1st with his fruit cake.
James Best came in 2nd with his chocolate cake.
Nigel Stevens came in 3rd with his sponge cake.
Vicky Andrews came in 4th with her cheese cake.
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!
For example: angry father= mad dad
Depressed circus entertainer
Not living center of a pencil
Cool film
Not soft protector
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING FRIDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! INCREDIBLE SOLVING KIM! 
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