WELCOME to Tuesday December 11, 2012.  Useful English System Unit Conversions ….  

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton

1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling = 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

1/2 large intestine = 1 semicolon

1000 aches = 1 megahertz

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

1/2 bath = 1 demijohn

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

Given the old adage “a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step,” the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“There is a very big movie opening today. It’s one of the most highly anticipated films of the year. It’s called ‘Playing for Keeps.’ It’s actually based on a French film called ‘Playing for Crepes.'” -Craig Ferguson

 

“There are now 20 million people in America who do yoga. And none of whom ever shut up about the fact that they do yoga.” -Jimmy Fallon

 

“Apple CEO Tim Cook says they will begin moving production of some Mac computers. They are going to build Apple products right here at home. So you kids 10 and under, get those resumes ready.” -Jay Leno

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit her for the holidays. Someone asked how old her sister was, at which she paused, thought for a bit, and then answered, “She’s half as old as I am, that’s how I always remember.” 

 

So someone else (okay, it was me) said, “That’s neat… So every year that you age, she only ages half a year?” My co-worker thought about that, and then said, “Oh, yeah, I guess it only works on even years.” 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “Hang on a minute, lads. I’ve got a great idea.”

Answer: The Italian Job (1969) Wheeler-dealer Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) believes he has staged the perfect crime, but as it falls to pieces in classic Hollywood cliffhanger style, he’s got a new plan.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “I’ve got a flat tire, and I ain’t got no spare.”

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

 

What phrase is represented below?

Finish Fin ish

ANSWER: Split second finish.

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….

If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?

A. BREATH

B. TEASER

C. RUTABAGA

D. POISON

E. COPPER

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