WELCOME to Wednesday December 12, 2012. The Benefits of Growing Older (and you thought there weren’t any)
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won’t wear out.
You can buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You can eat dinner at 4:00.
You can’t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You can constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You give lots of money to charities.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You have an age advantage whenever you need it.
Your Congressman pays attention to you.
You are not expected to keep up with technology or understand it.
You get travel and entertainment discounts.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
You can dance to the oldest music and no one laughs at you.
People come to you for help with their antique cars.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
So if one day the result becomes 3-3, for me it doesn’t change my mind, because it’s football, it’s normal. What is not normal is that we haven’t been scoring enough goals playing such good football as we’ve been playing in the last few weeks.
Jose Mourinho
Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. Horace
I used to read five psalms every day – that teaches me how to get along with God. Then I read a chapter of Proverbs every day and that teaches me how to get along with my fellow man. Billy Graham
The day, water, sun, moon, night – I do not have to purchase these things with money. Plautus
I wear black skinny-fit jeans – I can’t get away from them. It’s funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. Shaun White
Those who speak ill of the spiritual life, although they come and go by day, are like the smith’s bellows: they take breath but are not alive. William Hazlitt
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting, and enjoying each other’s friendship. One day the younger of the two turns to the other and says, “Please don’t be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years. What is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can’t.” The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and finally says, “How soon do you have to know?”.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’ve got a flat tire, and I ain’t got no spare.”
Answer: Bonnie and Clyde (1967) Said by Ivan Moss (Dub Taylor) to Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow (Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty) just before the bank-robbing couple are massacred in a hail of police bullets. Moss set them up for ambush in exchange for a lenient sentence for his half-witted son, C.W. (Michael Pollard). My favorite character in this film is Eugene Grizzard, played by Gene Wilder in his feature film debut.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Life is a state of mind.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?
A. BREATH B. TEASER C. RUTABAGA D. POISON E. COPPER
ANSWER: POISON Replace every instance of the word “times” with an ‘X’.
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Blue to red and brown to green,
I change the color of objects as you may have seen.
Though of their natural color some things I deprive,
Without me living things could not survive.
What am I?
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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