{intaxication}: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

{reintarnation}: coming back to life as a hillbilly.

{bozone (n.)): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

{cashtration (n.)}: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

{giraffiti}: vandalism spray-painted very, very, high.

{sarchasm}: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

{hipatitis}: terminal coolness.

{osteopornosis}: a degenerate disease.

{karmageddon}: it’s like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes.

{glibido}: all talk and no action.

{dopeler effect}: meteorologists take note – the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you from a computer.

{beelzebug} (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 a.m. and cannot be cast out, even by an exorcit.

{caterpallor} (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the apple you’re eating

A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!” On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away. The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.”.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “Life is a state of mind.”

Answer: Being There (1979) The genius of Peter Sellers is on full display in this thought provoking story of Chance (aka Chauncey Gardiner), a simple gardener whose entire social and cultural education has come from watching television. Is Chance a moron, or the messiah? You’ll have to watch, and decide for yourself. Just remember, “life is a state of mind”. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “It’s the stuff that dreams are made of.”