WELCOME to Thursday March 7, 2013. Happy Birthday Chauncey!

OK here’s the story! At the age of 53, I’m finally getting sentimental. Today my youngest child turns 22 years old! She was born in 1991, but of course I really don’t know this because according to most women, men don’t remember dates! Actually we find it much easier to ask our wives about that type of information, it make them feel superior. Although we can build computers, cars trains, city’s and other stuff, we can’t remember dates? I’ll just leave that one alone!

Now where was I? Oh yes my youngest daughter Chauncey Elise Strayhorn turns 22 today as she heads towards her last year at Spelman College in Atlanta, graduating in May with a double major! This is her day and I’m proud of her! I can remember watching my child play in the back yard, wondering what she would accomplish in her life as she grow older. She has grown into an incredible young woman and made some wonderful choices, well maybe..there’s that boyfriend of her’s…humm. Anyway congratulations to my wonderful daughter, you deserve a day as incredible and amazing as you are! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“Every moment of one’s existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.”
– Norman Mailer

“I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.”
– Mark Twain

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. “Good evening, ma’am,” he greeted the lady. “How are you this evening?” “Fine, thank you,” she replied. My brother continued, “Anything to drink this evening?” Surprised, the lady answered, “Uh…no, thank you.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘We fear change.’

Answer: “Wayne’s World” is about two guys, Wayne and Garth, who have a cable show and who have just signed with a major TV producer, Benjamin. Benjamin plans to exploit the show, but the guys are too dim-witted to notice that. Garth says this to Benjamin after he is asked “What do think about a little change?” Garth is sure that whatever Benjamin has to change about the show cannot be good.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘You’re just a woman with a small brain.’

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Less specific than general
the golden ones are chosen then crushed,
With the heart of a cane
they are then matched.
Rub salt in the wounds
of this refined group,
Then, most importantly,
recruit some fun guys to the troop.
After some time spent together in the presence of drink,
a partnership is formed and our needs met, we think.
You may now turn up the heat
to submit us to the test,
and we will arise as one,
to be the best! What are we?

ANSWER: Recipe for making bread

less specific than general = kernel (colonel)
golden,crushed = wheat flour
heart of the cane = sugar
salt added to “refined” sugar and flour
fun guys = yeast (fungi’s)
presence of drink = water added
needs met = knead dough
heat = bake
rise = loaf rises

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have the initial sounds switched to form new words. For example, “loose morals” is a spoonerism for “moose laurels”(note that the pairs do not have to be spelled the same – only sound the same) From the definitions below can you figure out the following spoonerisms?

A quiz about a celebration….an irritating person that is never punctual

An irritated facial expression….The top of Mr. Avalon’s head

A prideful diminutive insect….An ill-behaved sombrero

Hollandaise is one….Going from one side of the street to the other in a bad part of town.

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