WELCOME to Wednesday April 3, 2013.
There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, vegetable scraps and things like that. Why?”
“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don’t feed them like you should, they shouldn’t eat wastes.” Then he fined the farmer.
Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them fish, whole grains, hot corn mash and as much fresh fruit and vegetables as I can get my hands on. Why?”
“Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.” And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a minute of careful thought: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever it is they want.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.” -Sam Levenson
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg
“You need to be careful when writing comments,” our principal told the faculty. He held a report card for a Susan Crabbe. A colleague had written, “Susan is beginning to come out of her shell.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I’ve led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who’s ever lived: I’ve loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.”
Answer: The Notebook! This movie always makes me teary-eyed. This beautiful quote is said by an elderly Noah Calhoun (played by James Garner) when retelling the story to his wife, Allie Hamilton (Gena Rowlands) who has Alzheimers. He tries, during the film, to revive her memories of him through retelling the story of their youth. It stars Rachel McAdams as a teenage Allie and Ryan Gosling as a teenage Noah. The movie starts with a man reading a story to a woman in a nursing home. It follows two teenagers who fall in love one summer only to be separated by Allie’s parents. When Allie goes back years later, their love reignites. She is left with a difficult decision. She must choose to marry either the man for whom she has nursed a love all her life or a man who she has recently met and is not entirely sure she loves. Coincidently, both main actors come from London, Ontario, Canada. The movie is based on the popular novel by Nicolas Sparks, who also wrote “A Walk to Remember”.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Three 5-letter words,
Anagrams of each other.
One is a cloth,
The second a spot,
The third is at home with the Father.
What are the three words?
ANSWER: Satin – a silky fabric
Stain – a discoloration or spot
Saint – a spirit in Heaven
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he’s the only cowboy left. He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, “Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing.” Custer ponders a while and thinks:”If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!” He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. “Well,” the genie asks “have you made up your mind?”
What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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