WELCOME to Monday May 13, 2013. You know you live in 2013 when…..
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name
4) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6) your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends
9) and…you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5
11) and now you’re laughing at yourself!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Sixth cup of coffee…I feel like Mario after he gets one of those bouncing, flashing stars. – troyhud
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys
into the door before the killer gets you – troyhud
That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches. – troyhud
Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don’t know. – troyhud
I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet. – troyhud
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in. As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, “Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens.” The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, “Not too well. All 100 chickens died.” The neighbor said, “Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more.” Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, “You’re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too.” Astounded, the neighbor asked, “What went wrong?” The new farmer said, “Well, I’m not sure whether I’m planting them too deep or too close together.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I can feel myself rotting!”
Answer: The Return of the Living Dead! “Return” finds a group of people fighting off zombies which turn up thanks to the opening of a mysterious military cannister (not sure what was in it, but it couldn’t have been good). The upper-half of a zombie they have strapped to a table says this (the rotting) is the reason zombies eat brains – apparently the rotting isn’t as bothersome during snack time.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “If all the corpses around here were to stand up all at once, we’d have one hell of a population problem.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What does this message say?
G T Y O R J O T E O U I A B G T
ANSWER: “Great Job You Got It”
This type of code is known as a Caesar Box (Julius Caesar was the first to write codes this way.) To decipher the message, simply divide the code into four groups of four (you can also divide them into groups such as 5 groups of 5 or 6 groups of 6 depending on the number of letters in the phrase), and rearrange them vertically like this…
G T Y O
R J O T
E O U I
A B G T
Then you read vertically column by column.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
You awake inside a small transparent capsule sitting on the surface of Venus. From a small speaker you hear a voice that says, “We will leave you here either for a day or a year. If you choose to stay a day, we will give you $1 million. If you choose to stay a year, we will give you $2 million. Either way, you will have sufficient food and water. We will make sure the temperature is a constant 70 degrees Fahrenheit. We will also supply cable TV.”
What is your choice? (Don’t let money decide your answer).
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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