Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, ‘Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich’.

The second lady chimed in, ‘Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.’

The third one responded, ‘Well, I am glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood, ‘as she rapped her knuckles on the table.  She looked up and said, ‘That must be the door, I’ll get it!’ 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? 

There once was a family of spies. One of them is celebrating his birthday, and the Mommy spy gave him gifts. The celebrant did not say anything; instead he gave this set of words:

 

toes

heat

ambition

nose

kiss

see

for

oneupmanship

route

tough

 

And because the family are spies, the Mom understood the message. 

 

What was the message?  

  

Answer: THANKS FOR THE PRESENTS!  If you read the first letters beginning from the first word downward, and then the last letters from the last word upwards, you will reveal the message.

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you figure out what words are represented by the following?

 

1. Iron + M + Iodine + Nickel + Neon

2. M + Arsenic + Copper + Lithium + Neon

3. Iron + M + Aluminum + E

4. Tungsten + Oxygen + M + A + Nitrogen

5. Germanium + Nitrogen + Thallium + E + M + A + Nitrogen

6. Lanthanum + Dysprosium

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING THURSDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY!  GREAT JOB KIM!